[ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread

[SpidaManz111]

The Empire seems a little absent, I haven't seen a single Imperial in Yliakum. I'd be happy to bear the banners if someone finds the time to recruit me. After all, who else can prepare the apocalypse if not we?

[Jilata]

The Empire seems a little absent, I haven't seen a single Imperial in Yliakum. I'd be happy to bear the banners if someone finds the time to recruit me. After all, who else can prepare the apocalypse if not we?

The Empire is a secret guild again. You won't see the guild label under anyone's name. Around what time are you playing? If it's possible for me, I'll try to log in to recruit you.

[SpidaManz111]

That totally was meant to be literal . But besides, I'm usually around ~20.00 UTC +1, or sometimes spontaneously.

[Jilata]

You never know  
Well maybe we get to RP some time. Probably not while I am on Jilata, since I hardly play her due to lacking the time for it...

[SpidaManz111]

I'd be around now for some time if you are there, Jilata. My character's name is Seria.

[ludwigusdescartium]

"SpidaManz"? Really? We are reduced to recruiting individuals sporting monikers such as "Spidamanz"? The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, etc etc.

As for you Mr "SpidaManz", I expect you to comport yourself with the dignity concomitant with the situation at hand. Or, in parlance more to your level, remember that with great power comes great responsibility.

[SpidaManz111]

"SpidaManz"? Really? We are reduced to recruiting individuals sporting monikers such as "Spidamanz"? The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, etc etc.

As for you Mr "SpidaManz", I expect you to comport yourself with the dignity concomitant with the situation at hand. Or, in parlance more to your level, remember that with great power comes great responsibility.

U wot m8?

[ludwigusdescartium]

Dear Peterz Parkerz aka "SpidaManz",

After consultation with the inner circle, we have concluded that the following may in fact be the Guild you were looking for: http://www.hydlaaplaza.com/smf/index.php?topic=32163.0

[SpidaManz111]

I beg to differ, my screen name is "SpidaManz111", not "SpidaManz". Which makes me 111 times as beautiful and sexy as Peterz Parkerz. I'm still looking forward to an opportunity to bring Imperial affairs in order again.
P.S.
+1

[Illysia]

Would it help his case if he brought goat blood?

[ludwigusdescartium]

A most fetching suggestion from the ever delectable Illysia, and one future applicants would do well to heed.

Mr "SpidaMan" and I, however, have spoken in private; communication that put me in mind of the adage advising one not to judge books from covers (or spiders from their webs). One of the minions will grant him access to the Empire forthwith.

[Illysia]

Ah... good good.

[SpidaManz111]

We're back. And ready to do good and help all of Yliakum!

[LigH]

Yeah, what else. How boring.

And: Old news, it is already written in the G&T Journal.

[SpidaManz111]

You are confusing the target audiences, my dear LigH.