If it wasn\'t for Ole StarWars
I could use Storm Trooper as a rank in my guild for those members who work as a group at storm into battle and take over building and such... I could also equip all of these Troopers with Light Sabers because they have a good range and speed of attack.
But as soon as I told someone that all my Storm Troopers had Light Sabers they would hear Stormtroopers with Lightsabers and ask if I was Darth Vader... You see the problem? It\'s not that the words don\'t belong It is that the Connotations to the words do not belong...
I would have to stop role-playing to explain to the other player what I meant buy Storm Troopers and Light Sabers
It just kinda kills the mood...
Back to the Shakespearian English:
I understand why many role-players prefer to use this to give a feeling of ancientness to the game - but I don\'t feel it is entirely necessary.
Most people (myself included) do not really know how to correctly set up a sentence in \"The King\'s English\" and so we misuse the different forms of you (thee, thy, thou) and other things like that.
This not only distracts me from role-playing because I?m more focused on trying to say the word correctly than I am on saying what I mean. It also distracts those who understand it because they feel the need to correct me, or they secretly wince behind their monitor at home.
(I can\'t imagine the trouble we would have if we were actually trying to use the English of the period that the game actually has set we would be using Middle English like Chaucer... Have you read The Canterbury Tales? Or maybe even Old English like Beowulf that could be fun

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Edit: Speeling