Deus ex Trucido

[Am-Heh]

* Am-Heh sits down, to the now half rotton carcass. Pulls out his dagger and starts to chew on an arm. \"care to join me anyone?\"

[i/]snow_RAveN[i/]your not really evil untill you have a sig like dorbs.

Yes im no artist, but trust me, dont be tricked by my cuddle little charator....

*Am-Heh quickly changes his mind ...\"um yes trust me, I wont hurt you.\"

As for yo Hatchnet take you idol threats else where, or be prepared to get beat across the back of the head by your own boot.

*Am-Heh, gets up from the seat at the table, throws whats left of the arm over his shoulder and thinks about what weapon he\'s going to use to remove Hatchnets leg...mmm..\"Maybe ill just bash it of with a lump of wood.\"

[Hatchnet]

*Draws his landsknecht from across his shoulder and drives the entire of the sixfoot blade through Am-Heh\'s chest pinning him to the wall*

*Then looks into the dying fools eyes as the life drains fom them and asks* \"what was that about idle threats?\"

[snow_RAveN]

cuddly ? i dont swing that way
and dude i won\'t trust some one with some strange anime charater in a sig, but drob on the other hand has got babes in his sig and their twins + their not ugly( you can never be real sure now with moden surgury but who cares ?)

so some young upstart your lesson for today is
: Anime =/= evil but hot babes with skele\'s = evil, ho so very evil.

[Am-Heh]

Originally posted by Hatchnet
*Draws his landsknecht from across his shoulder and drives the entire of the sixfoot blade through Am-Heh\'s chest pinning him to the wall*

*Then looks into the dying fools eyes as the life drains fom them and asks* \"what was that about idle threats?\"

*In one swift movement Am-heh somersaults over Hatchnets head, pulls a thin wire from his pocket and while hes tighting it around  the poorly trained mans neck.. Hatchnet reliase the fool\'s eyes at which he stares, are that of his own in the mirror, turning large and white as his world turns to black.

Droping the body to the floor, Am-heh strolls over to snow raven. \"No my sig is more evil!

* even though this time he might agree

[Efflixi Aduro]

Originally posted by Hatchnet
More evil scum? I care not for your fight with the pathetic Seperot and his foul little band of villian want to be\'s but cross my path and I shall crush you beneth my boot heal.

You dare speak of the great Efflixi Aduro in that foul toung? You shall fall to my staff you wreched swine!

Am-heh if you can do that...then....
*Pulls a big old dust spell book from his cloak*
*Ahem* (btw doesn\'t Am-Heh remind you oh Ahem)
Disigarci menesmo tigiri!

*a giant explosion occures, when the smoke clears all is gone except Efflixi*

[Hatchnet]

Originally posted by Am-Heh

Originally posted by Hatchnet
*Draws his landsknecht from across his shoulder and drives the entire of the sixfoot blade through Am-Heh\'s chest pinning him to the wall*

*Then looks into the dying fools eyes as the life drains fom them and asks* \"what was that about idle threats?\"

*In one swift movement Am-heh somersaults over Hatchnets head, pulls a thin wire from his pocket and while hes tighting it around  the poorly trained mans neck.. Hatchnet reliase the fool\'s eyes at which he stares, are that of his own in the mirror, turning large and white as his world turns to black.

Droping the body to the floor, Am-heh strolls over to snow raven. \"No mine is sig is more evil!

* even though this time he might agree

OOC: 1 learn to read about a character before you make foolish statements about them being poorly trained; Hatchnet is far from poorly trained not to mention an experianced knight would not make a mistake like you just described . 2 Learn to RP realisticly your character was at rest and off his guard which would render him incapable of any swift movements such as \"In one swift movement Am-heh somersaults over Hatchnets head, pulls a thin wire from his pocket \"

IC: *Hatchnet watches a sardonic smile spread across the dieing mans face, then looks a Phalanx and shakes his head* \"The pathetic fool probably thinks he won\"

EDIT: Another reason your scenario is out of place Hatchnet wears a helmet he could not see his own face to make that mistake; and o yea YOU COULD NOT EVEN GET THAT WIRE ABOUT HIS NECK BECAUSE OF THE TYPE OF HELMET HE WEARS!

IC: Efflixe are you haveing delusions of granduer again?

[Am-Heh]

OOC Maybe my RP does need some work Hatchnet, but so does yours  

Originally posted by Efflixi Aduro

*a giant explosion occures, when the smoke clears all is gone except Efflixi*

*Am-heh ....coughs..ahem...* \"Lets us wait for the next encounter......I have a feeling it will be sooner, rather than later.\"

OOC. thankyou to everyone who has given us contructive criticisim and also those who havent...see you ingame.

IC And let the bloodbath begin:evil:

[Phalanx]

Don\'t be bothered by his words Hatch..he puts them together to the point where not even himself can make sense of them  

Eyes down Am-Heh while he battles Hatchnet, then his attention is suddenly drawn to the dark corner of the room where a shadow appears. Shadow of noone else within the room, it grows larger consuming the entire wall and then diminishes. Mmm even old shadows look to your death Am-Heh..better be careful they might just come to do the job themselves -_-

[Jazeera]

Whoa, Sep whats with the \"peace and love\" theme

Am-heh stop RP\'ing as other people\'s characters:

1. You don\'t know how they will react

2. You apparently don\'t know how they look or even what they wear XD

3. Well this goes for all, you cannot kill another players character :rolleyes:  

well, just thought you needed to be reminded of these rules, as it seems you have forgotten about them...

oh yeah, good luck with your guild Am-heh... whatever goal, alignment or anything you may have

[Efflixi Aduro]

Originally posted by seperot
now all play nice and have a group hug ^^

That\'s it, somone has taken over seperots mind.
And, yes, you shouldn\'t rp as somone else. That\'s called \"the rper whos bad at it and makes everything annoying\" according to drak\'s thread

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Efflixi Aduro
And, yes, you shouldn\'t rp as somone else. That\'s called \"the rper whos bad at it and makes everything annoying\" according to drak\'s thread

Seperot fleers at Am-Haha, obviously gathering mischievous thoughts in his mind. His thoughts however get interrupted by Draklar hitting him over his head with the hilt of his longsword. Draklar then exclaims:
\"I said no more conspiracies!\"
Seperot shakes his head and looks up to Draklar
\"You are asking for troubles, elf\"
Draklar frowns at the enkidukai and speaks once again
\"No, I am asking you to stop!\"
Seperot grins
\"Fine, fine. No more conspiracies...\" Seperot grabs the hilt of his katana \"now only blood!\"
Draklar smirks at Seperot
\"Bring it!\"

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Yeah >.>
Did I ever say \'tis bad rp? I do it all the time in my stories.

Anyway, back to the guild now:
Is it really necessary to have another \"evil god\" guild spawn just after the last one gets disbanded?

[seperot]

I would like to first say sorry about my erlier posts obviusly i wasent nice enough and some people felt i was being hurtfull. well i do realy mean in when i say i hope you have a super time with this guild ^^ im sure you will do fantastic jobs of world conquering and killing millions of people.. as all evil guilds do ^^

[Monketh]

In the midst of all this fighting, Monketh remains calm and replaces a top hat of curious nature upon his head in an authoritative manner. He thus proceeds, in a false english accent:
\"Now my students, let us proceed into a lesson upon the psychology of Oldbies, today we shall be studying the forum junkie known as Seperot.\"
\"I have before me a document given in response to an earlier recalling of his name in question.\"
With top hat on head, he proceeds.

Originally posted by seperot
I would like to first say sorry about my erlier posts obviusly i wasent nice enough and some people felt i was being hurtfull. well i do realy mean in when i say i hope you have a super time with this guild ^^

His false accent cracks. *Ahem*

im sure you will do fantastic jobs of world conquering and killing millions of people.. as all evil guilds do ^^

He resumes the accent.
\"Now clearly this post is satirical in nature, as can be judged by previous encounters many forum-goers have had with this member.  ...I trust you have completed the required reading?\"
\"In any case, let\'s break apart the indicators which are given to us here.  I have given you all a copy of this post for better analysis.\"
--\"We\'ll start with the first line:\"  Monketh picks up the sheet of parchment before him.
\"\'I would like to first say sorry about my erlier posts obviusly i wasent nice enough and some people felt i was being hurtfull.\' enquote.\"
\"Obviously, (of you have completed the required reading,) you know that this is against the nature of the man we call seperot.  We can infer here that for some reason unbeknownst to us, seperot has been privately messaged in a warning fashion by either one of the moderating staff or of this guild\'s membership threatening some further action regarding his regular habit of denouncing new guilds which he finds annoying or unlikely to suceed.\"
\"Now the second:\"
\"\'well i do realy mean in when i say i hope you have a super time with this guild ^^\'\"
\"Now, this line is the primary satiric factor.  As you can see, it is similar in nature to the frequent \'Good luck! : )\' postings of other forum members, however the extreme level of cute-type radiation is rarely seen even in a satiric manner, much less a sincere one.  In this line, he covertly mocks these people as being too nice, redundant, or most likely, foolish.  We cannot be completely sure what accusation is being made.\"
\"The third line reads thus:\" Again his accent stumbles, falls, and lies bleeding on the floor.
\"im sure you will do fantastic jobs of world conquering and killing millions of people.. as all evil guilds do ^^.\" \" enquote.\"
Again he tries to accent his speech, but it comes out more of a variance of the russian accent.
\"With this lyne seperot mock well-wi\'shers of evil guilds.\"
*ahem*Again with the english, much to some audience members\' annoyance
\"The irony being that good-aligned persons wishing well their natural enemies is silly, to say the least, especially when they plan to commit horrible atrocities.\"
\"Professor\" Monketh places the parchment down again upon his desk and leans on the chalkboard mysteriously in the room.  Now, he drops the accent permanently.
\"This concludes today\'s lecture.  I hope it sufficiently answered your questions regarding this famous person\'s conduct as of late.  If it hasn\'t, you may schedule further instruction through my secretary.\"

[Moogie]

Couldn\'t have said it better myself. Although I probably could\'ve handled the English accent, being a Brit and all...

Indeed, he was given a warning, and some friendly advice to improve his attitude in the forum. Whether he wants to take this seriously or not (the latter, as it would seem), is his choice, but he will either follow the rules like everyone else or suffer the consequences. I have been lenient in the past, and given him small nudges before, but I believe it\'s time we saw some kind of improvement now. I will not have every new person who comes here demoralised and driven away by trolls. Any problems with that, PM me, or speak to the admins.

Now, this is not an opportunity to start another discussion- this is a guild thread, so let\'s keep it that way please. I did make a thread-guarding promise after all, which is how this started in the first place.


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I didn\'t feel like adding another post to the thread so I thought I\'d invade Moogie\'s post

I second her feelings.  I don\'t care who you are, how long you\'ve been here, or how you feel about them, flaming new guilds is inapproriate and will be deleted.

Sep: Spam is spam.  I\'ve told you that.  It\'s not about acting a certain way.  I\'ve lost count of how many of your posts I\'ve deleted in the past few days, but rest assured I will keep doing it if you continue to do what you are doing.

-Aendar

[Hatchnet]

Originally posted by Jazeera

3. Well this goes for all, you cannot kill another players character :rolleyes:  

You know I never actualy killed him and in the spirit of helping him to rp better I just pmed him with a much better comeback to my post.

 (at Am-Heh) O well good luck with your guild and may we have many glorious conflicts in the future