Deus ex Trucido

[Am-Heh]

Just letting you all know that Deus ex Trucido  is at war with Iron Fists  and Blood Scorps , We eliminated Marauder  whos guild leader then Dispanded his guild, and has been recruited and under going initiation right now. But i already know that he has an evil aura and will fit in fine.

Originally posted by Draklar

Anyway, back to the guild now:
Is it really necessary to have another \"evil god\" guild spawn just after the last one gets disbanded?

Well I don\'t know if it is necessary Draklar, but it is in our nature which is very hard to change   and I fear there are two many guilds fighting for \"good\". You have witnessed what happens to someone when they try to change their temperment *Am-heh shakes his head, and wonders what strange curse has been inflicted on his evil buddy, I hope Seperot returns to his normal self soon.  :evil:

Yes Seperot, millions will fall and hopefully we might be able to allign forces one day and slaughter all these idol hereos waiting for a challenge.


Thankyou for you insight Monketh, Moogie & Aendar.

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Am-Heh
We eliminated Marauder  whos guild leader then Dispanded his guild, and has been recruited and under going initiation right now.

Ouch!
Sorry to hear that, but don\'t worry - I\'m sure you\'ll live to see better days in future. Just don\'t give up because of this awful occurrence.

We need people like you to bring light and laughter to the land of Yliakum.

[snow_RAveN]

Just letting you all know that Deus ex Trucido  is at war with Iron Fists  and Blood Scorps , We eliminated Marauder whos guild leader then Dispanded his guild,

Eah, wow man your good at making enemys keep it up and you just might raise your guild\'s standing to tiny minor ignoreable-threat on The Cabal\'s list \'o\' Guilds, and like what moogie said don\'t let people like seppie get you down, this fourm is full of heavy ribbing and general non-sense.

so just spread the word that you hate the cabal more than anything eals (eg. anime, televison, 8 year old kids .... ect ect... ) and we\'ll might just raise it 10 ranks higher whatcha say.

[Am-Heh]

I Say.........Death to The Cabal, may their wives turn into adulterers and their children be deformed.

Deus ex trucido is on the look out for a evil alliance to which we can join, we have created one called\"ring of Evil\" until we can join a mightier force of heartache and suffering.

Let us join forces and rid the world of its terrible infliction..They call \"good\".

[Maghnus_Aker]

*Plots how to take down the Cabal

Its seems that everyone hates the Cabal here.  Well, I will join the club.  Also, the leader of the Mauders or whatever left us to reform his group of 1.  A delaration of war again Am-Heh?

[Hatchnet]

Originally posted by Am-Heh
Just letting you all know that Deus ex Trucido  is at war with Iron Fists  and Blood Scorps , We eliminated Marauder  whos guild leader then Dispanded his guild, and has been recruited and under going initiation right now. But i already know that he has an evil aura and will fit in fine.

you should be careful about makeing enemies so quikly. After all you would not want to be destroyed before you even go up aganst one of th good guilds you seem to hate so much.

[Am-Heh]

..Now Blood Scorps are also a guild of the past... Our war with Iron Fists is at a tempory stand still because there seems o be a bug with the game. When either party suffers a link dead the war is stoped and any karma points you accumulate dissappear.

[snow_RAveN]

I Say.........Death to The Cabal

Weee, oh yeah baby iam good *does the spin around happy dance like we used to at club lannx(or was it talad ?)*

mightier force of heartache and suffering

and baby there aint no nothing force wrose than love, or so they say ...

[ontopic]
Also, i believe that forming a big evil \"UN\" is a bad idea i mean look at the past \"planeshift UN\'s\" threads. serriously, its just gonna be one big dammed flame beacon if you start one.
[ontopic]

[Sopedu]

Greetings Am-Heh,  I am Sopedu, the Warrior God of Protection and Defence.

I am the one to call upon when you need lands defended against sundry invaders. But this title leaves me at times with no blood upon my sword, and as such, my thirst for blood is oft not quinched.  

This is why I wish to join you.  Your guild would help me satisfy my bloodthirst.  I will aid you in the complete and utter destrucion of all who oppose you. This is pledge to you as Sopedu.

[Am-Heh]

Greetings Sopedo,
 It Would be my pleasure to have you by our side battling the never ending flow of good that torments this poor world.
Visit our website to log you application to the guild
http://www.guilduniverse.com/deusextrucido/default.aspx

 At the moment we are engaged in war with Swords of Ghent,The Fallen Ones , Our war with Iron fists  is still at a stand still but they are working with our opposition as are , Glyph Warriors, Paladins,Lost Ones and Crowdawn. When we have a little more power these guilds will also be invited to feel the sharp edge of our blades.

We Have discussed \"Rules of War\" which are as follows,
No attacking in or from a saftey zone. Saftey zones include the tavern(inside of which you must dis-arm) and the center of the plaza where everyone spawns, also the spawn point inside Death Realm. Anywhere else these dogs are allowed to be slashed,bashed and tortured. Good luck and may Evil Reign.

[Tharizdun]

Whats with the whole \'devourer of millions\' thing, I have to ask? I mean, call me crazy, but that sounds really unhealthy. Most folks I know live in filth and squalor, havent you noticed that practically every citizen of Yliakum wears the same clothing day in, day out? And covered from head to toe in the encrusted gore of countless Trepors and Tefusangs, may I add. And you are devouring them, thats just vile beyond comprehension.. and not in the Evil sense, more in the \"Oh gross I cant believe you ate that!\" sense.

Its got to be pretty fattening too, devouring millions. Even with everyone walking or running everywhere, the pounds are still going to go straight to your posterior. I can envision a morbidly obese mound of flesh slumped in one corner of the Hydlaa plaza, with tiny little arms waving in impotent rage, and a a tiny little head saying \"Come back you fools! I\'m the Devourer of Millions! Dont leave me, I havent been able to walk for millenia! Git in mah\' belly!\"

Or maybe I have it all wrong and you just need a comforting shoulder to cry on and a hug?

[Robinmagus]

I have been wondering about the siggy too..and wow..that was SO funny...im gonna draw that...put it on the forums..god that\'ll be funny.

EDIT: Big siggy!

[Incenjucar]

No no no.  It\'s \"Devourer of Millons\".  Millons are those delicious cookies with the two oval biscuits with chocolate in between.

[Am-Heh]

*Amheh stares with intent at Tharizdun, Robinmagus, Incenjucar

It is in fact the soul of millions which i am the devourer, and although it doesnt add to my weight, i do occasionally get gas.
I will make sure the next time i am troubled by an upset gut im up wind from you with my postier pointed in your general direction. For the gases that form inside my stomach created by tortured and twised souls mixed with the occasional bloody carcass of a lean tefusang, limbs from young vilage woman and children and a few other untoward things that your type are probably unacustomed to eating. would make even a fully growen ulbernaught keel over and break into fits.

[Tharizdun]

I know a really good herbalist, I\'m sure she could whip up a splendid brew that would clear that intestinal problem of yours up in a jiffy.

I\'d sure hate for orphans to go uneaten, milk to go un-soured, and grain to be less-infested-with-weevils than usual because you have a few gas problems. Those delightful pranks of yours would be sorely missed.

Maybe when you are feeling more like your old self again you can be really naughty and chalk a few rude words on the plaza cobblestones, maybe a few salacious rumours about the local Octarch.