Because of my care for you masses who have not yet fed their eyes and hearts with light that Xordan bestows upon you, I bring you this holy book:
The Bible Of Teh Pwn.
Gospel by Saint Draklar
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1 And walk\'d WizardsRule thru the forest and the forest was green. 2 And he hath great void in \'is soul, for heathen gods were not close to \'is heart. 3 Neither Talad nor Laanx hath approach\'d this poor lonely soul. 4 And Xordan thought \'twas bad. 5 And Xordan thought how to make \'t good; And he thought for very long. 6 And he decid\'d to send his messiah upon WizardsRule; And so he did. 7 WizardsRule hath walk\'d through the green and he was all alone. 8 And he notic\'d a stick on the grass; And the stick, \'twas pointy. 9 And the stick spoken upon \'im; And he say\'d \"grief no more, my child\". 10 And WizardsRule grief\'d no more for he found a stick; And the stick spoken upon him. 11 And Xordan saw \'twas good; And he bestow\'d \'is will upon the stick: \"Go and learn of teh pwn\". 12 And so stick did, for he was a stick that was pointy.
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1 And the stick spoke to WizardsRule: \"Take me\". 2 But then the stick notic\'d that WizardsRule understood him wrong; \"Nay, by the other end\" the pointy stick spoke again. 3 And WizardsRule took the stick and walk\'d with him through the forest; And he was alone no more... for he had the stick. 4 And then he notic\'d a potato; And he wonder\'d what to do with it. 5 And he wonder\'d and wonder\'d; And suddenly the pointy stick fell out of \'is hand... 6 And \'t pierc\'d through the potato. 7 And WizardsRule thus say\'th: \"\'tis a sign, all heathens shall be impal\'d\". 8 And Xordan knew \'twas good; And he went to do something else... but \'twas wrong. 9 For WizardsRule walk\'d further and found a twig; And he took twig; And he threw away the pointy stick. 10 And pointy stick thus say\'th upon him: \"Thou shalt feel Xordan\'s pwnage, for thou hast took heathen twigs as thine own\". 11 And Xordan was sad; And he mov\'d pointy stick to the city of Hydlaa.
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1 And the stick got plac\'d; And \'twas found by those who were worthy; And they worship\'d the stick. 2 And then came snow_RAveN and he spoke: \"This place be\'th getting stranger and stranger e\'eryday\". 3 And the stick bestow \'is knowledge upon \'im: \"Aye, because people hath not accept Xordan yet\" 4 And Xordan saw \'twas good. 5 And then came Charnak and he agreed with snow_RAveN. 6 And Xordan got annoy\'d and he pwn\'d e\'eryone. 7 And Xordan saw \'twas good.
Gospel by Saint WizardsRule
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1 You the best player of all Xordan!
The End.
