(OOC: First of all, I know this is not the right place to put such a post. I tried to access your forums but my internet wouldn\'t let me for some reason. This is ALL in character, its a note to the guards from Uloim.)
A note is pinned against the wall, for all the guards to see. The note seems to be written with poor grammer, for the writer has just recently learned how to write in the common tongue. The note reads:
To the Hydlaa Law Enforcement:
There is an Enki named Rakna Synthine, an\' he be a horrid person!
Th\'man, being a bartender, created a drink fer me t\'drink. He put many things in me drink, and I remembered someone warnin\' me about Rakna poisonin\' her drinks. (This someone will stay un-named, as she wants t\'be.)
After lookin\' over th\'drink carefully, I believed it t\'be poisoned. I accused Rakna of tryin\' t\'murder meself, and the insults began.
Th\'Enki insulted me and all dwarves, callin\' me confused from bein\' constantly drunk. He called all dwarves dumb drunks, and after an arguement, he insisted I leave. I then told him he didn\'t deserve th\'title of bein\' a bartender fer bein\' so stereotypical and racist, and he yelled at me, sayin\' I dishonored him. ME dishonor HIM? I know fer a fact that he\'s poisoned two people already, who are now healin\' from the horrid stuff. This man is a racist, an attempted murderer, and a fool! Now th\'man hunts me down fer \'dishonoring\' him. What he deserves is justice, an\' nothin\' else!
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Oakenshade
The bottom of the paper is ripped.