Find out what alignment you are today!!!
Disclamer:
This refers to IC so don\'t take anything offensively. You guys should know by now I\'m now sexist or racist or a homophobe or anything like that by now. And these are not directed to anyone or anything like that. It\'s in general and don\'t bash me for this I\'m bored on a sunday morning so I wrote it.
Your Alignment
Lawful Good:
You are a pansy. You enjoy hopping around picking flowers and playing with bunnys. You often can be found in the local flower shop or in the dance hall practicing for the up coming musical. You have never killed anything except that bug that you accidently stepped on when you were ten and you began to cry.
Good:
You are an ideot. You think you are great because you fight for \"good\". But, during your off time you can be found in the locak tavern groaping woman. During fights you always lose because your lawful good and chaotic good allies are totally useless. Your guild has four people in it because there are about 2329438398 other good aligned guilds out there.
Chaotic Good:
You are a total dumbass. You are suffering from an identity crisis. You don\'t know weather o go evil or good, so, hey go \"chaotic good. You can do whatever you want and call it \"chaotic\" and then still have the 2329438398 good guilds as allies. You enjoy lieing and killing.
Non-Aligned:
You are a lazy cow. You don\'t want to go through the trouble of \"having an alignment.\" Hell, you\'re so lazy even a neutral alignment was too much work. Your guild is based on some stupid idea like teachinch children how to read or anything else you can\'t actually do in a game. You enjoy leading stupid people around for no reason.
Lawful neutral:
You are a kiss up. You wanted to be neutral, but hey, why not be \"lawful neutral\" and gain the help of all the 2329438398 good guilds while being neatral. All your members have an IQ of a rasin and you are good at lieing because any retard would notice that a neutral guild doesn\'t need allies because it doesn\'t need to fight.
Neutral: (What the hell??? Couldn\'t we merge both and rename the new alignment Stupid or somthing???) Well anyways:
You have no life. You are not lazy like your Non-Aligned brethren are but you are also stupid enough to dedicate the goal of your guild to somthing you can\'t even do in the game. You have dedicated much of your life to your guild, this makes you a dumbass because your guild can\'t do anything and yet you dedicate your life to it.
Chaotic neutral:
You are a smart cheating lier. You go neutral to aviod wars and conflict but you chose the chaotic way so you can do whatever the hell you wan with an excuse. You have now been playing this game for 3 weeks. Your guild has about 100 new people who haven\'t learned what roleplaying is yet, but, it\'s ok because you\'re neutral and no one can hurt you.
Lawful evil:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? You are the kind of dumbass who wants to be different but still wants to be good, so, you join the lawful evil alignment so you can be labled evil and be cool that way. You have 2 members because no one except you and your friend down the block are lawful evil. You put hours and hours into your guild but you will realize how dumb and inactive it is and you will let go of your guild.
Evil:
Your guild has no goal. You are just....there. You are the only evil guild because *gasp* no one wants to be evil. You and you 5 members will eventually grow tired of the game and leave and a new evil guilf will take your place. So, instead of wasting time on you, I\'ll stop here because you are leaving soon. Bye!!!
Chaotic Evil:
You are annoying. You have the biggest guild in the game. You span about 12000 members. You judge people by how they look, and if they even ask, they are let into your guild. Over 80% of your mebers have been playing for less than a week and don\'t know what roleplaying is (or even your name). But, hey, what does it matter to you, you got a killing machine, you\'re the strongest guy around, too bad no one likes you...
