[[A short one this time. Don't worry, V, a miracle may happen.]]
Scene seven-
~I'll tell you where to stick it~
Moogie and Valbrand'r' walk a little farther, but a sudden loud voice makes her stumble in surprise. Luckily for her, she does not fall on her face. Unluckily -for the dwarf, anyways- she falls on his. Oh, I suppose you wish to know what that loud voice was, and more importantly...what it said. Very well, as I see no reason to keep it a secret.
"IMPORTANT!"
Moogie- "What?!"
Valbrandr-........
Moogie, getting up- "What did you say Valbrandon?"
Valbrandr- "It's 'DRR', 'DRRRRR', not 'don' or 'der' or whatever! And I said get off my FACE!"
Moogie- "Well sorry. But you startled me."
Valbrandr- "I didn't startle you, they did."
Loud voice- "IMPORTANT!"
The loud voice seems to be coming from a large red stone face stuck on the top of a wall. There seems to be quite a few of them. Their eyes follow Moogie's every move in a very creepy way.
Moogie- "That's very creepy. What is it?"
Loud voice coming from a red stone face stuck on the wall- "IMPORTANT! README FIRST!"
Valbrandr- "Oh those. Those are just stickies. You find a lot of them around PlaneShift. Just ignore them, everyone else does."
[[new update to the is parody. For those of you who did not see the old forums, 'Stickies' all had IMPORTANT in big letters before the topic. Now, back to editing]]
"Hey! I wrote some of those, you know."
"Actually, I didn't. I never paid them much attention either."
Sticky- "IMPORTANT! CRYSTAL BLUE ERRORS!"
Moogie- "Well you should. They are there for a reason."
Sticky- "IMPORTANT! Community Questions: "What Will/Are/Do You...?"
Valbrandr- "Right. I will read them all...well...actually, I'll just pretend I did."
Moogie- "You know, you are very honest."
Sticky- "IMPORT...."
Valbrandr- "Oh shut up. No one is going to read you."
Sticky- "But it's my job. And no one reads me anymore. Just a little? I'll even whisper. Please...please, please, please, PLEASE, please??
Moogie- "Just let it talk. I can't stand to hear a Sticky beg. It's embarrassing."
Sticky, continuing- "...PLEASE, please, please, please..."
Valbrandr- "FINE! Just say it and SHUT UP!"
Sticky, after a pause- "Um...now I forgot what I was going to say..."
Moogie/Valbrandr- .........
Sticky- "Oh yes! Now I remember. Ehhem..."
Sticky, loudly and dramatic-like- "IMPORTANT! All Characters Will Be Wiped in the Near Future."
Valbrandr- "You said you were going to whisper."
Sticky, whispering- "sorry"
Moogie- "I think that one was read too much. I don't know how many 'Wipe' threads I locked. Can we go now?"
Valbrandr- "Might as well. But you stickies be quiet, or Moogie will delete you. Understand?"
All the stickies- ..........
"Good. Let's go, Moogie."
*pink pink pink*
Moogie- "What was that?"
*pink pink pink*
Valbrandr- "Uh oh."