Author Topic: Movies to avoid and never watch.  (Read 2577 times)

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« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2005, 12:27:05 am »
If you don\'t mind german - this is our board\'s list about the worst movies ever:

http://forum.gleitz.info/showthread.php?t=1027

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« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2005, 01:38:16 am »
oo oo oo! I want in!

(for a little background info, my buddy and I usually get all wigged out on the \'nip and watch bad movies and giggle until we pull a tummy muscle ...so, I am pretty much an authority!)

1 H.G. Wells\' War of the Worlds ...we both loved the book and weren\'t terribly impressed with the one with Tom Cruise, so we figured this had potential.
...it had the potential to make two highly intoxicated grown men sprint for the DVD player in a vain attempt to save what few brain cells we had left. The movie opened with a woman being naked ...granted, she was attractive and ...well ...naked ...but all the boobies and buns in the world couldn\'t save this dog ...save yourself the hairball and skip this one ...I can\'t swear the whole thing sucked ...we didn\'t watch much of it ...but enough to feel the vacuum

2 Skinned Deep ...ok, this one had Warwick Davis and all the usual horror accoutrements ...we figured booze, midgets, zombies and the occasional bucket of blood would equate to a little entertainment
WHOOOO baybee ...wrongo ...can\'t tell you precisely what was bad about it ...just \"it\" ...and ...I think I am scarred for life guess the rating would have to be \"not enough booze in the WORLD\"


on a more positive note: ...a bad movie that we absolutely LOVED was \"The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra\" ...holy CRAP ...we laughed so hard! (am pretty sure Dave fell off the couch at one point ...and know that Randy endured great trauma to his nose when he laughed while drinking whiskey )
It is a spoof on the old sci-fi B movies ...complete with bad acting ...cheap sets ...and the best special effects that 1950 had to offer (I love the visible wires on the skeleton) ...ROWR!
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« Reply #47 on: October 15, 2005, 04:19:34 am »
hmm, this is a bad idea for a thread, as people have different likes and dislikes, but oh well :P

a few flicks I hate, with a vengeance, and another vengeance...

well, it\'s hard ot name a few, so prettymuch anything my sisters clame is \"the best movie ever!\" :/ you know how it goes...
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« Reply #48 on: October 15, 2005, 10:46:09 am »
the lady killers.... the one with tom hanks i went to see that with my friends and it was soooo boring.

and another film i dont like is charlottes web, you know the one with the spider, no clue why though. prolly more that i dont remember.

though the thing is with alot of films is that there is alot of sitting around involved. i saw hitch the other day that was a lot better than i thought it would be.

another bad film that my brother rented was are we there yet (some kids film). one of those films where all the things that could go wrong do go wrong and its so obvious that its going to happen and then you just cnt watch it
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« Reply #49 on: October 15, 2005, 01:31:41 pm »
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Originally posted by Induane
Here is a short list of movies that are so terrible I can spare you the trouble of having to watch them:

Solaris
Alexander
Troy
Attack of the Flying Pirahana
Any Jaws move besides the first one.
Jason X
Any movie from the Lifetime Channel.
This one movie about a guy who is the anti-christ and finds it out and then gets shot while sitting in a car just as he is making his \"transition\".
Children of the Corn

Help me out by adding to this list.


NOOOOOOOOOO, Take Troy out of that list. and replace it with Merlin :p.
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« Reply #50 on: October 15, 2005, 02:00:05 pm »
ive never seen any of those films in that list
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« Reply #51 on: October 15, 2005, 07:18:18 pm »
Hey, Solaris is an absolutely stunning Movie.

But if you want some real bad movies, check most of the Sequels like :

Highlander II,III,IV,V,VI.....
Cleveland Indians II
Dusk till Dawn II ( III was ok )
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« Reply #52 on: October 15, 2005, 07:42:55 pm »
Worst movie I have ever seen:

Zombie vs. Ninja... so terrible it was hilarious.
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« Reply #53 on: October 15, 2005, 08:18:42 pm »
hey whats wrong with charlottes web... it is a good movie if you are a kid :).. but other totally bad movies

Bill and Teds Bogus Adventure

All chick Flicks..

Titanic (sorry everyone)

and any and all Quentin Tarantino film :(

Oh save for From Dusk Till Dawn :)
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