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The Heretic

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UNAUTHORISED DEVELOPMENT RELEASE!
« on: October 02, 2002, 02:43:50 am »
At great expense and complete risk to my continued development of PlaneShift, I have decided to SPEAK OUT against the TRAVESTY of JUSTICE and LACK OF MONEY in my NIGERIAN BANK ACCOUNT by bringing you the latest behind the scenes activities from the PlaneShift development team.

This information is classified MB SPOILER and reading it may give vital clues about the game.

The Plane of Happiness
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So we start with the Plane of Happiness

you are a sick man Heretic

Beautiful woods, peaceful native elven folk, unknowingly about to be invaded by blood-sucking vampire invasions from hell... All combat types will find Instant Happiness :-)

Plane of Lost Souls (for all the minions of Paxx)

the plane of happiness has winnie the pooh as the god of it

Winnie has 5000 hit points and attacks anyone who is not a stuffed creature on site. Magic: Fear, Stupidity, Gross Stupidity

all will run in Terror from the Pooh Bear

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You have been duly warned! If you are approached in game by what appears to be an animated stuffed toy - be afraid! Be VERY AFRAID!   8o

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You guys are lucky we are concerned about kiddy-safe content - watch!

one of the monsters there could be janet reno lol
Satat: that would put us in NR 17 catagory

Phew! That was a close one.





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ParaSite

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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2002, 08:34:52 am »
You are one sick man indeed! You forgot to put in piglet!
 :D
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<Worf> These are the moments when my ego gets put back on the ground. I use linux for quite some time, and am soon 2 years maintainer of a linux distribution. I started to think I would be good at it. But then I tried to get planeshift running.

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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2002, 02:55:57 pm »
Speaking of development. Whats the schedule for the release of \"Molecular Blue\"
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2002, 03:17:31 pm »
I thought people stoped asking a long time ago, anyways Ill refresh everyones mind, Scheduling Releases = Very Bad. So dont ask again!
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Ok
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2002, 05:46:01 am »
Just heard it was going to be released this month.

Was hoping to find out when.
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2002, 08:04:01 pm »
*sigh* Heretic, you have told all of our secrets! acctually the whole convo was much much more interesting. And there is no scheduled release date for MB, we will release it when it is done.
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