One of my guildees typed this up, since i have like 125 guildees i dont know if hes really this messed up in game.. but I read it on our forums, and i almost died of laughter.
He actually did get the raid wiped with one of those dang mech yeti\'s
I think you might have to play WoW for it to be funny, maybe not.. i dunno
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Earlier today in the barrens I ambushed this rogue named midnight and he was all leik \' rofltomato wtf pwnd!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!one!!!!2!!!!!!\' and he assploded and when he spirit rezzed he reincarnates into a frog !! And he was all like \'WTF nwb haxxorz!!! i report you cause u r a sploiter.\' And I am leik\' I\'M RICK JAMES B!TCH pew pew!!\' So he liek calls his buddies and this hunter shows up called dagnabit and he shotts fireworks but these firework are sploitz cause they broked my *poof* button!! And I am leik WTF my I win button is broked!! And he laughs at me!!So i\'m leik \'wtf pwng I r a rouge and I could PWN you with a pair of plastic saftey siscorrs noob!! \'
So dagnabit say\'s \'damn kid how old are you\' and I am leik \'I am so old I pulled a muscle trying to get the lid off my bottle of geritol.\' and he\'s leik \'how old are you\' so I say 32, and he\'s leik \'why you act like such a nwb?\' So I say\'s my inner child has ADD.
Then my girlfriend walks in and say\'s what are you yelling about and I am leik I am talking to my imaginary friend. And she\'s all like \'nobody likes you even your imaginary friend hates you!!\' ( Girls are so mean ) so she\'s leik \'do you know what time it is\'and im like \'umm time for you to leave my room and let me pwn this hunter. and she\'s leik \'nope its time to go to work\'
omg wtf rofltomato
and im like \'i feel kinda sick *cough *cough *sniff\'
and shes like \'ok get in bed then you have to get up early for your first day on the job you loozr\'
and im like \'oh i thought you meant I started today wow i feel better already!!\'
So she calles me bad names and goes away
then this rogue named crassus sees the action and sends me a tell and is leik \'hey dude wanna group up??\'
and im like \'whats that supposed to mean\'
and hes like \'do you wanna group and gank this hunter?\'
and im like \'Man I am not into that stuff I likes girls\' /ignore crassus
Then my buddy popo shows up and he\'s like in bad shape cause he has leaves and twigs for armor and I\'m leik \'popo what happened dude and he was leik st fu nwb\' and I was leik \'dude your cooler then tom jones!!! U gotta come help me, I\'m getting DP by these alliance\'
so he\'s like \"DP?\"
\'Double penetrated!They keep ganging up on me so help me kill this hunter.\' And he\'s leik \'no thanks I am going to MC cause I am uber and yur a nwb !!\' And he rides off into the sunset on a dinosaur which was cool, how often do you see a cow riding a dinosaur.
So I sneaks up to the hunter and I steels his gun and I am liek \'OOOHHH mr hunter whatch gonna doo I gotted your gun OOOOO!!!!\'
But he cant do nuthing cause I am invisible and he cant see me. So he celebrates the occasion with more fireworks !! And I am telling my buddy juna this guy is odd he is celebrating about me stealing his gun!! And he \'s liek yelling \'Pokey you fking nwb gimme my gun back!!\' So i get scarded cause rogues are ubah but he hax . So I drop the gun and run but he shootz mer in teh back !! and I died cause gunshots hurt and he get honor from shooting me in teh backs!! Then this finger wiggler named annastasia comes up and dances on meh body!! and i\'m leik \'omg wtf she is so hot!!\' so she\'s like \'Hey baby how would you like a little [Flask of Mojo]\' and i\'m like \'no thanks I like pie. So you\'re really are a girl in RL?\' she say\'s \'Yup, with sexy blonde hair too\'
and i\'m like\' yeah, and chances are your like 300 lbs and smell like sausage\' and she\'s like\' no i dont smell like sausage >.< \' so i say \'But you\'re 300 lbs? \'
-Annastasia is Ignoring You-
So i sees my guildy dkay is in WSG with his wife msdkay and they are getting pwnaged cause they got no rouges and he\'s like fighting this mage and telling the guild \'My wife is a sheep!\' and i\'m liek you from tennessee too?? Right then gets this tell from brag and he say\'s pokey come join us in molten core and I am leik Dude omw lemme run to the bank and get meh snowballs and super soaker!! And he\'s leik \'huh ? Well just hurry up.\' and im liek \'your not the boss of me\'
So I get\'s to molten core and I realize I forgetz meh pants at the bank!! so people are making fun of mah green snake and I am leik he\'s just shy and all the girls are laughing at me so I unsummon my green water snake and I summon my chicken instead but I still gots no pants but nobody seems to notice.
So while were waiting for the raid to form up i\'m like \'hey juna check out mah epic mount\' and she say\'s \'awesome, I sure could use a epic mount right now.\' So I say\'s \'oh yah? where do you live?
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- Juna is Ignoring You -
Then I hears this gunshot outside my house and I am leik WTF but hillbillies be shotting for no reason so I forget about it and in liek 20 minutes a ambulance comes to my neighbors and I tell teh raid I gotta go afk my neighbor just gotz shotted and Imma gonna loot his house before his wife gets home. And they are liek WTF pokey we about to kill lucifron !! so I stay.
So we fighting luci and she\'s got some splaining to do cause she sploitz allot !!! I was stabbing her with a beer bottle i got from a midget in a bar fight and all the sudden the whole raid turns red and theyre mah enemies. F*king traitors!! so I am leik killing em all and yelling you #@%$!es tricked me and it scarded them cause they all then turned to my side again. So I am leik 2 can play this game so then i get this idea cause i like to think inside the box and stuff so I summon my mechanical yeti to help me pawn em but he\'s leik LLLEEERRROOOOY JEEENNNNKINNS and $!@% and runs up and attacks this imp instead. Karr is like \'Pokey get your head out of your assswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwdddddssdsaaa11112122212\'. Stupid nwb yeti so I hits my \'poof\' button and dissapreared and the imps are leik pissed off and wipes the raid but I live cause rogues are ubbernest. I\'m so smooth I can\'t believe I\'m not butter.
So my guild leader Dkay sends me a tell asking me why I wiped the raid and I am leik \'they attacked me, they all conned red!!!\' And he say\'s \'dude you were mind controlled\'. and I am leik \'No I\'m not the voices in my head DO NOT CONTROLL ME!!\' so he boots me out of the guild.
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