Author Topic: The Cult of Seperot  (Read 20738 times)

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« Reply #135 on: November 05, 2005, 10:22:32 pm »
I\'d be pleased if you could prove me wrong about the Templars of Steel. Then there would be at least one religion that didn\'t embrace chaos.

*Sangwa chuckles*
I\'m glad you did a good job at speaking nonsense. Or I would have taken that last part as berating.
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« Reply #136 on: November 05, 2005, 10:54:55 pm »
I\'m afraid I shall not please you on this one. What you believe about Templars of Steel isn\'t my business or any kind of importance for that matter.
Believe that we are a worthless band of slackers, for all I care.
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« Reply #137 on: November 05, 2005, 11:15:41 pm »
Granted.

Now await your doom as Nebuduck comes for you. Hum... that is if he knows anything about this.
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« Reply #138 on: November 06, 2005, 12:23:14 am »
I am here! The followers of the way of cake shall unite, resulting in a glorious defeat of any who stand before them! The force of the ToS may be great, but our honerance of the one true baked dessert item which can be iced will prove to see us through until the end of our aforementioned opposition!!!

Warplan:
 
We shall set up a massive electromagnet mounted on the giant lobster building. The Templars of Stell will be attracted to this with such force that they shall be lifted from the ground and struck with the power of magnetism. We shall then bombard the currs attached to the lobster building with that most dangerous of cakes: THE ALMOND TWIST WITH BLACK CHERRY JAM!!!. Once we have beaten them into submission, those who survive shall be sent to the deemest dungeon of our cake castle, and if Draklar if among the survivors, he will be forced to bear my children until the day he dies! (long pregnancy).

And... given that someone earlier mentioned karyuu, she can watch, if she must.

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« Reply #139 on: November 06, 2005, 02:14:25 am »
Charming.

But I\'ve a better idea. Take note:

Stage One:

To begin our plan, ToS must first traumatize a Military General. This will cause the world to sign up for life-insurance policies, stunned by our arrival. Who are these demented madmen? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in that dashing battle armor?

Stage Two:

Next, we will poison the Internet. Upon seeing this, the people of the world shall die in a way you just wouldn\'t want to think about, no doubt, as Cultists to flock to us to beg to do our every bidding. Our names will become synonymous with all that is awesome in the world, as lesser men shall whisper our names with pure awe.

Stage Three:

Finally, we will tauntingly wave our Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if I might say. And no man will ever again dare to interrupt our sentences. Everyone will bow before our ming-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on our valiant efforts to rid the world of evil.

Trust me, it\'ll all come together in the end.
Judge: Are you trying to show contempt for this court, Mr Smith?
Smith: No, My Lord. I am attempting to conceal it.

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« Reply #140 on: November 06, 2005, 03:30:21 am »
/me would just like to point out that Karyuus reply made NO SENSE ATALL... therefore, we pwn ToS.

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« Reply #141 on: November 06, 2005, 03:48:34 am »
You\'re just not thinking hard enough  :rolleyes:

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Smith: No, My Lord. I am attempting to conceal it.

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« Reply #142 on: November 06, 2005, 04:44:09 am »
Its 3:42 in the morning here... Do I have to think harder, or can I just thwart the ToS without having to understand what they\'re going on about?

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« Reply #143 on: November 06, 2005, 05:08:58 am »
**Induane quickly switches planes to the weird, and uncharted world of \"China\".  There he sneaks through billions of dark haird short clones, and all the way into a secret research facility where Hycenz Tzsuangu has his secret weather control device hidden.  There he casts the secret spell he stole from an unknown entity (often refered to as \"gm\").  The teleport speel retruns him to his normal plane of existance in Hydlaa.   He focuses the beam onto the crystal causing a small change in the weather patterns.  No longer with the Dressle plant grow, the plant from which Seperot has obtained the necessary grains to make his enticing cake.  With no cake to entice the world, and Karyuu off lost in the mysterious \"Internet\", Seperots cult collapses.  Badges were simply not enough to hold it all together.  


and umm well, yea - sorry about stealing that device -  I was tired of those people using the control devices to make earthquakes, tsunamis, and massive hurricanes.

With that, Induane sneaks the last piece of Seperots uber cake and vanishes into the night, once again, like usual, and all that stuff.  Fear not though, for one day soon he will return for yet another annoying stupid pointless story.  Farewell all for now and till I see thee again, good riddance!



OK well that about sums it up class - any questions?
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« Reply #144 on: November 06, 2005, 05:35:30 am »
I\'ve been to china.

When you went to china, where did you go other than the places you mentioned on the story?

Oh yeah. we make our cake from the ground bones of our enemies, so killing that plant is not gonna make much difference.

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« Reply #145 on: November 06, 2005, 05:41:35 am »
Hmmm then the secret recipe I stole was a fake? Doubtful.  More likely you are resorting to a cooking technique know as \"substitution\".  In the event that an ingrediant cannot be found, the cook must improvise and use whatever he deems would fill the job best.  In this case it might work out OK - the cake will retain its meaty goodness, but something tells me people will taste the difference.

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« Reply #146 on: November 06, 2005, 06:31:11 am »
Karyuu! Let them believe that we are worthless already.
Why do you need them to think otherwise?

And just look at them, start with Nebuduck. Just look at him... for a second, just look... See? And then look at Seperot. How does it make you feel to bicker with them whoever is better? I mean, do you even want to argue about it with them?

Oh and then look at Sangwa chasing groffels, just for the fun of it.
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« Reply #147 on: November 06, 2005, 07:26:01 am »
DOn\'t tell me you\'ve never argued just for the sake of arguing?  Besides its all fun, one way or another as long as no one is hateful.  Thats what part of the point of threads like this is, and they would get dull fast without some people being a bit facitious.

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« Reply #148 on: November 06, 2005, 07:34:19 am »
O_O
Read between lines, Induane...
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« Reply #149 on: November 06, 2005, 07:51:07 am »
Well I took a screenshot, zoomed in as far as I could till it got pixilated, then gave up - nothing there!

j/k point taken :D

I\'ll try some bone powder cake or something - that\'ll wake me up