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« Reply #150 on: November 06, 2005, 12:57:34 pm »
*climbs to the center of the earth bakes a potato and throws it into the core...this lights a fire that smells like pie that brings back the almighty newpie king of freaks and kwartz queen of random. eating there first born son seperot gains the power to throw small tabby cats at karryuu causing a trans dimetinal warp that sommones a toster oven. the over brings back CoS in full force and with an odd urge to eat human flesh. Seperot then runs to new mexico and bites the internet and sucks out the poisin and spits it into the lake watchamolacalla do da. this in turn turns all the worlds steel to a soft cotten. Seperot then stabs Induane in the eyes with the great and almighty spork from the deep bowles of the chedder cheese pie.*

Cos wins the day and eats cake for a week :D

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« Reply #151 on: November 06, 2005, 04:21:02 pm »
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And I guess that means he\'ll ask Seperot to spare your life, make you live in the same tower as Karyuu and then force you both into marrying the Nebuduck.

Oh for crying out loud; This cult makes Planeshift look like a stupid soap opera...
I don\'t want you to marry me Drak
I\'m going to marry Drey
noes
im marrying Draklar
he already said yes

Seperot and Sangwa want Nebuduck to marry Draklar and Karyuu. But Nebuduck doesn\'t want to marry Draklar because he loves Drey. Drey throws away the proposal because he\'s engaged with Draklar. Draklar however runs off with Karyuu and marries her instead.

The hell :|
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« Reply #152 on: November 06, 2005, 06:24:19 pm »
Haunted by the realisation that Drey will never be his, Nebuduck starts a war involving all of the downward pointing cake (Yliakum or however its spelt), and Seperot announces he is a Necrophiliac. Inundane shoots Seperot for marrying his dead mother and Inundane is promptly arrested. While in  prison, Inundane forms a strong relationship to one of the bars on his prison window, and is devestated when a fellow inmate burns down the penitentary (the heat of the fire melted the bar) while the convicts are outside exercising. Inundane is released from prison as he has obviously suffered great emotional anguish, and lives the rest of his life in a hermitage waiting in vain for his bar to appear in the doorway/cave mouth. Meanwhile, the CoS wins their war, and seperot, having escaped the death realm, takes his rightful place as the leader of the Downward Pointing Cake. Many glorious decades follow where the citizens of the Downward Pointing Cake are showered with copious amounts of cake. And Draklar discovers he doesn\'t like Karyuu anymore and goes off to live with Pogo instead, further devestating Drey.

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« Reply #153 on: November 06, 2005, 07:05:56 pm »
* Count_Drey learns to play metal to impress draklar

Impressed by Drey\'s amazing metal playing skills, Draklar dumps Pogo and gets engaged with Drey. However, angered Karyuu attacks Drey\'s house, pillaging it and taking Draklar back with herself. Depressed Drey decides to leave the Cult of Seperot and join Kwip\'s Chiliy Army. Enraged Seperot declares war on Chili Army and thus Yliakum becomes consumed by the devastating war. After a while Drey realises he loves Nebuduck, but their love is stopped by the war of the clans.
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« Reply #154 on: November 06, 2005, 07:19:34 pm »
A fierce battle between the CoS lead Cake Mob and Kwips chili army breaks out. The CoS mob wins, of course, as the chili army are forced to visit the lavatory every ten minutes. Nebuduck marries Drey and they move to live in his new castle (the renovated temple of laanx). Pogo is devestated by Draklars abandonment, and shoots Karyuu and then Himself. Inundane is still living in his hermitage unaware of any of the goings on around him. Karyuu falls off a bridge in the deathrealm and walks around in the blackness while people keep thelling her to /unstick twice. Fortunately, a server reboot causes her to be teleported to the beginning of the Deathrealm. Draklar, devestated by the loss of Karyuu, goes insane, and falls in love with a small pebble named Bertie that he found lying on the ground. Draklar and Bertie move to a big house in the country, where Bertie gives birth to lots of children. Drey accidentally electrocutes himself while plugging in his electric guitar. This causes a fire which burns down Nebuduck\'s and Dreys home, and, for some indescernible reason, starts riots in france. Draklar discovers that Bertie has been having an affair with Gertrude, a banana tree, and so Draklar jumps off a bridge. In the death realm Draklar meets Karyuu again, and they live together in the darkness. Devestated by the loss of Drey, Nebuduck goes to the tavern, pulls out a machine sword, and brutally slaughters everyone there.
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« Reply #155 on: November 08, 2005, 12:22:34 am »
I just ate some carrot cake and require more free cake.

Slap a badge one me and call me Sally because i love cake!
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« Reply #156 on: November 08, 2005, 08:17:15 am »
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Draklar, devestated by the loss of Karyuu, goes insane, and falls in love with a small pebble named Bertie that he found lying on the ground.


These are my favorite parts :D I want whatever cake Nebuduck is eating........


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Devestated by the loss of Drey, Nebuduck goes to the tavern, pulls out a machine sword, and brutally slaughters everyone there.
   I've been outside, it's overrated and the graphics suck!

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« Reply #157 on: November 08, 2005, 12:42:19 pm »
*Slaps a CoS badge on Tranor*

\\o/ cakey goodness for all, arr!

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« Reply #158 on: November 08, 2005, 05:06:35 pm »
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I want whatever cake Nebuduck is eating........

We feed Nebuduck a special cake which recipy is skillfully hidden as one of the Cult of Seperot\'s most important treasures.
It\'s a special cake that turns people into... Nebuducks.
Nebuducks are great at leading mobs, predicting the future and cooking steaks. That\'s why we keep one.
However, this diet is restricted to one member only. We have found that Nebuducks reproduce very quickly among themselves and that this multiplication could reach such an intensity that it would fill all of Yliakum with this strange form of life.
Their affinity to organizing mobs would be a threat even to the Cult of Seperot.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2005, 05:06:49 pm by Sangwa »
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« Reply #159 on: November 08, 2005, 08:15:14 pm »
:( \"Awwww shucks\" Zorbels says as she kicks the dirt on the ground. \"I completely understand Sangwa, the last thing the cult needs is a high strung Zorbels leading mobs, predicting the future and cooking steaks!\" Is there a pale imitation of this \"special\" cake?

/me thinks of how fun it would be to lead angry mobs of cake eaters :D
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« Reply #160 on: November 10, 2005, 01:12:33 pm »
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Cos wins the day and eats cake for a week :D


Great. And when you\'re all bloated and tired we shall crush you even more easily.

I hereby annouce my return to the Templars. Let the game begin...
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« Reply #161 on: November 10, 2005, 01:34:58 pm »
Tired of eating cake? Blasphemer!

I\'m glad you chose the most adequate place to announce your returning. Draklar tried something for the Templars, but we are alot more fun.
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« Reply #162 on: November 30, 2005, 02:48:29 am »
Will there be mass-suicides? =D

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« Reply #163 on: November 30, 2005, 04:40:57 am »
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Will there be mass-suicides? =D

 By the way, can i join?

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Mass suicides are really only seen in cults that have an apocolyptic worldview.  I don\'t think Seperot\'s followers believe in a near-future apocolypse, so mass suicides probably won\'t be seen.  Well, there are those who used be in soldiers of ragnarok...
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« Reply #164 on: November 30, 2005, 01:15:47 pm »
indeed we are a happy cult with cake fun and games and mass control thanks to our sub cult the sect of nebu so we shall........aahh crap did i over talk again? :<