Originally posted by Aluna Brightburn
Blasphemer! Kill the heretic!
Aluna make an annoucement to her Peach amry
Cakes & Slices of all ranks and size. We now have two enemies...
The zesty Nebuduck (Ruler of the Lemons)
The sun dried Thoronador (Supporter of the Raisin party)
Let it be know that no cream will be spared... no pastry too thin in hunting our enemies down!.
Aluna\'s army looks at her as though shes gone quite mad
Ah, well, thank you Aluna for pointing out the flaw in my plan, there\'s still something important I almost had forgotten...
Thoronador clears his throat and begins to hold a noble speech as more and more people have gathered around the guy who dares to speak out against the peaches....Hereby I have the pleasure to announce the official founding of the Raisin Party, whose primary aim it is that all misled peach cake consumers are led back to the path of the rainsin, the delicious raisin. I know there are some among you, who already can\'t stand the peaches any longer, but are afraid to admit it, because they might be called a \"blasphemer\" or \"heretic\". But I can tell you, it\'s not you who is wrong, it\'s the peaches who are trying to suppress you by all means. They are trying to make you addicted to peach cakes, and that is not good. Our scientists have proven that eating immense number of peach slices or even peach cakes can result in poor health.
So revoke from the peaches, the sooner, the better. We don\'t want to cause anybbody any harm, but we have the vision, that one day the the raisin cake eaters and the former peach cake eaters (which by then will eat raisin cake, of course) can coexist peacefully.
Although nobody dares to applaude to this magnificent speech, because some peach-friends may be near, one can see people beginning to talk in whispers, because they obvioulsy seem to like the new idea of raisin cakes (which is brilliant indeed, I may say as a completly unbiased person
).