The Cult of Seperot

[zanzibar]

Originally posted by seperot
indeed we are a happy cult with cake fun and games and mass control thanks to our sub cult the sect of nebu so we shall........aahh crap did i over talk again? :<

I hate to say this, but \"victims\" of mass suicides are often happy to die.  They feel that by killing themselves, their fulfilling religious obligations.  They are serving their values or God, and they are making the world a better place.

Even individuals who aren\'t in cults might appear happy, peaceful, calm, and at peace before killing themselves.  They\'ve come to think of death in ways which you and I do not think of it.  It\'s now a source of peace, the solution to make all things better, and not to be feared.

There are also many people who hurt themselves in times of extreme pain and desperation, but it\'s not death that they\'re seeking, but peace, relief, even love.  My point is however that some people are happy to die in such a way.

[seperot]

*Seperot foams at the mouth and leaps on zanzibar, then starts stabbing him wildly*

Stop...Posting....stupid....crap.....on....my......threads....DAMNIT!

[zanzibar]

Originally posted by seperot
*Seperot foams at the mouth and leaps on zanzibar, then starts stabbing him wildly*

Stop...Posting....stupid....crap.....on....my......threads....DAMNIT!

I\'m just clearing up some of the misunderstandings surrounding cults and suicide.  Are you saying that you would rather that such myths and misunderstandings continue to spread?

[seperot]

What Part of Stop Posting Stupid Crap On My Threads, dont you get

and Please PLEASE dont post again stating im being rude or something....just stop! cease and desist! Halt!

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oh and no this has no implications on anyone else at all We still serve the cakey goodness to all \\o/

....and of course aluna\'s peach love

[zorbels]

/me sniffs and wonders why her cookies are not welcome.

I call to you dough boy to flatten all who stand before the cookie ..... oh forget it peaches it is..... *sighs* I shall never bake again!

[seperot]

Cookies are accepted in the cult....there not to be worshiped like cake, but they do become usefull as weapons of religious warfair

[Aluna Brightburn]

8o Zorbels you cannot give up on the cookies now!... we have an allience... The Peach Slices and the Cookies will stand together in combat as one .

The Cake is like the general leadning his troops. (Us, namely ingredients like peaches, raisins, choc chips etc....).  

Aluna looks at her past posts...
Oookkayy... I think im nuts... Ive lost it!.  

[zorbels]

It is peachy. cookie, cake fest time! I have been baking all night seeing as my beloved leader Seperot has accepted the cookie! There will be nothing that can stand in our way...errrr.....well..except I am pretty hungry. O.o

Zorbels gets dough boy to slap it out of her as he hands her a Strawberry milkshake. \"Thank you dough boy and now on to met with our allie so that we may bring a war that makes even cookies crumble!\"

[Nebuduck]

Woo!!! Cult of Seperot!!! Woo!!! Sect of Nebu (I should start a thread about that some time... but that means I need to think of what to put in... its all too much work ) - if you want to learn more about the sect of nebu, http://nebuduck.no-ip.org/nebusite/Sect!

All praise Urguu Bluurk, who created all that exists from a scrap of bacon.

[Annah]

The page cannot be found

Praised be Urguu Bluurk.

[Alhana]

Forget Cake, Cookies, Peaches, Lemons, Limes & Urguu Bluurk etc...

Praised be the Coffee King!!!

Bows to the mighty nescafe jar

\"Oh Coffee, Ooo you are so big, so absolutly huge, gosh were all really impressed down here I can tell you!.

Click here for full coffee pray.

[seperot]

fool! dont you know that coffe is the subservant of cake? without cake coffee is just...coffee! but with cake it becomes....mega!

[zorbels]

*Zorbels drools over the coffee cake in her hands* Lets us not fight.... coffee and cake, cookies and peaches. We can all mass together and take over the world. Alhana what say you? Seperot what say you? Aluna I know you have got something to say surely......?

[edit] Nebuduck I can\'t see the page, it is not found :/

[Nebuduck]

The Holy one has spoken!!! He came to me in a vision and told me that he was organizing his webserver one day and moved the sect page to a sub folder!!! He said \"Behold, the glory of my greatness has translocated itself to http://nebuduck.no-ip.org/nebusite/Sect!!! All your cake is belong to me!!!\"

Edit: Nescafe is scowled on by Ugruu Bluurk. Return to the hole from whenc you came. People who drink instant coffee are not worthy of the pig-cells they were created from!

[Alhana]

Alhana walks to the group and starts by turing to Nebuduck first.
Nebuduck, you can have all the cakes you wish! Yes... even coffee flavoured ones... But as a loyal servant too his royal cafieness \'King of Coffee Nescafe\' I swear, you even look at a jar of coffee in a supermarket wrongly or make it feel guilty...
Alhana switches to a leathel whisper and stares at Nebuduck.
Irll kill you... and believe me, I will know if you do.

Alhana turns to Zorbels and smiles evily.
My dear, Im sure we can come to some agreement that will benifit both of us.  After all, theres not much more of you I cannot own >.

Alhana turns to Aluna and prods her.
You keep your eyes off my beans... I already caught one of them trying to pass itself off as a peach and I know you had something to do with this.

Alhana turns to Seperot and nods.  She whispers to him.
You know what to do if they fall out of line.


And now if you dont mind I must dash, Im having some friends over for coffee and cookies .