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Talad and the Holy Rune Part IV
« on: November 14, 2002, 06:03:06 pm »
After building a portal out of pieces of pie, Talad and Gronomist were able to return to their own plane.

\"Dinner\'s ready!\"

\"What are we eating?\"

\"Pie!\"

\"Pie... again... oh god.\"

Talad fainted.
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2002, 06:07:11 pm »
But Talad was curious to know what was happening in Pho\'Rum.
That when he got a surprise: God Hereticus came himself to talk with him!

\"Talad, you must get back to the Pie Kingdom! The Pie-King wanna talk with you now. We got news. VERY BAD NEWS.\"

Optionless, Talad and gronny passed through the portal
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2002, 06:11:44 pm »
Gronomist was mocking. She just wanted to get the pie pieces and get like really rich and famous, but now they had to go to some pie-king which she had never heard of before. She promised herself to throw a pie in his face once she got there.

Once re-entered the portal, two little pie-faces armadillo\'s awaited them.

\"Follow us, brave warriors. We will take you to the pie-king!\"

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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2002, 06:15:59 pm »
There the guards  took the two to meet the pie King.
  
Pie King: \"At least, found you two! Brave warriors, thou who hast defeateth Link and Aelya, know that a bigger danger awaits us.

High in the space lies two very powerfull beings whom, for generationas, destroyed worlds and worlds. Lord Vengeus once locked them in a bathroom, but....amazingly they managed to escape!

It\'s now clear that they are coming to here, to enslave us! We must make something\"
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2002, 06:24:15 pm »
\"My pie-faced armadillo\'s found a man who can aid you in your new mission to save the world (tm)! It is the legendary, unbeatable, unsmellable, un-pie-able, KENDARUS!\"



As he finished his sentence, kendarus appeared. he jumped, make a double backflip, and landed on his face. He quickly stood up and bowed.
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2002, 06:28:19 pm »
There ready, they began their crusade to face the villain, at least.

They looked to the sky, the outer-space. They waited.
There appared them a giant round spaceship. \"Cutie-cutie hhihihihi!!11\" said Gronomist.

The front of the spaceship opened, and they could see their villains inside it, with an evil smile.
They were...




RITA REPULSA AND LORD ZEDD


Rita laughed and said
\"Surrender! No one can beat us! We are the unbeatable couple\"

Talad: Never! We\'ll defend Yliakum forever!

Lord Zedd: BWAHAA...ok then, we got a little sur-pie-se for you...
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2002, 11:17:40 am »
From one of his pockets he raised a small, glowing artifact. When Talad looked closed, he recognised the artifact as the stone-pie he was looking for!

\"Muhahahahhahahahha! When you infidels were dealing with Link and Aelya, we gathered the four pieces, and now we\'re all powerful! Nothing can stop us! We will destroy both this planet and the one you\'re from! And we start... now!\"
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2002, 11:29:30 am »
\"Know that we have managed to merge RESSURRECTED AELYA  and UNDEAD LINK  into an unique being!!\"
Then they released their ultimate weapon:
Aelynk.



Talad and gronny found themselves in deep terror!
\"what have we done to deserve all this?!\"
Suddenly them, something appeared..
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2002, 05:31:32 pm »
It was a big guy in a robotic space-suit. He had a large gun on his back. He pressed a button and an army of robots began to crawl out of his suit. They all had a small gun attached to their arm.

\"My name is Binarius! I\'ve come to destroy this land!\"

With those word the robots began to fire REALLY small lasers to the group.
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2002, 05:49:50 pm »
The Robots then began chasing Talad and Gronny


That is when Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa flied over Binariu\'s head and shoot a TCD-B69 #404 Bomb


Binarius and the robots then exploded in lots of 1s and 0s across the land.
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2002, 06:06:50 pm »
Meanwhile, Aelynk began to chew on the remains of the robots, giving Talad and Gronomist the chance to find a hideout in order to make a plan.

\"We must kill it!\"

\"It\'s not an \'it\'! It\'s a \'she!\'\"

\"How would you know, silly girl?\"

\"He has a pink nose!\"

\"Sigh, we\'re doomed..\"
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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2002, 06:22:37 pm »
Then god hereticus appeared

\"I\'ve been banned...banned from Pho\'rum, but I will not leave it before changing the course of destiny.\"
\"You friend Talad, you. For you I\'ve merged Cyo-Nemmesis and Bigg Foo\'tus. I\'ve created BIGONAMIE.\"


BIGONAMIE VS AELYNK
                Battle of the Century

BIGONAMIE: 40 HP
AELYNK: 20 HP


Bigonamie rolls 1D6
1D6 = 6

Bigonamie steps on Aelynk causing 30 Dmg.
Aelynk eats some pie, restoring 10 HP

Bigonamie shows some of his 3D Models to Aelynk, making his blind.
Aelynk loses his turn, took by blindness.

Bigonamie kicks Aelynk, causing 10 Dmg.
Aelynk falls in the pie, bleeding and blind.

Bigonamie eats Aelynk.
Both die.

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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2002, 06:34:17 pm »
Seeing Aelynk failing, Lord zedd grabbed the wheel of his spaceship and flew away.

\"WE WILL RETURN! MUHAHAHAHA!!!    *cough, *choke!!\"

And so the world was free of evil monsters yet again!

Credits:

Everything:
  Elentor and ParaSite

Rest:
  Link, Aelya, Gronomist, Heretic, Bigfoot, Cyonamie, rest of unimportant people

Producer:
  Vengeus Productions ?
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2002, 06:42:24 pm »
ATTENTION ALL FORUM\'S MEMBERS EXCEPT LINK:

WRITTERS WANTED

Be famous!

Exigences:
Knows how to write bullshit and comedy.
Have a knowledge about forum\'s people, their weaknesses and their HP.
Knows how to get PICS related to their posts.

Uncle Vengeus wants YOU

 :D
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