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LigH

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Your contribution please: Only one funny sentence!
« on: November 07, 2005, 09:41:24 pm »
Please quote a probably funny line - what could a female Enkidukai (with a sword in her hand) have to tell 4 males in front of her? ...  :rolleyes:

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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2005, 10:00:57 pm »
Right boys, this was not a lesson for for new turning skills, but neutering... so who\'s first...
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2005, 10:45:54 pm »
First place Prize is a spanking with her sword, and the winner of the I wanna be Stronith contest is....

/me rolls over laughing :D
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2005, 04:32:18 am »
why is her knee talking? :|

I have no humour to contribute to this, all outta funny :\\
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2005, 06:06:55 am »
\" may i have a quest please ?\"  xD
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2005, 08:56:11 pm »
\"I was joking when I said it takes 4 menki to change a hanging lantern!... and the dwarf wouldnt stand a chance!\"
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2005, 12:58:31 am »
\"What\'s wrong, boys, cat got your tongue?\"
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2005, 03:30:26 am »
NO! I am NOT in heat, so back off, and that includes the horny dwarf!
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2005, 09:07:22 am »
It\'s from somthing else but still funny.
\"oh I have one \"........\"Why do Enkidukai have boobs.................................so you have something to look at while your talking to them....get it? So you have something to look at while your talking to them.........\" :D
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2005, 10:20:13 am »
*The Fenki sees the dwarf come and looks at him for a short moment.*

*She redirects her attention on the Menki\'s, who by now are feeling uneasy and looking sheepish.*

\"Aiight then, now that we are FINALLY all here.. I have to tell you all a little  something. You men are a disgrace. *hesitates* By the gods, Proteus STOP CHEWING ON YOUR TAIL.. *sighs* Anyways, you idiot Menki\'s make cats like ME need medication... Proteus, PAY ATTENTION! ...So, I\'ve been recieving complaints about the flower gardens being trampled and the statue in the Hydlaa plaza was being used as a litterbox..ew. One more thing, the dwarves are not rodents. Rats in Planeshift exist for a reason. \'Cat chase rat. Cat catches rat. Rat screams. Cat eats rat. Cat levels up.\' Dwarves do not resemble rats, unless you\'re drunk or in need of glasses. If you troglodytes attack one more dwarf *points to the dwarf*, I\'ll make you all wish you had never been born. *holds up sword and glares threateningly at the Menki\'s* Mmkay, Meeting over. Go back to your original posts, you worthless felines.\"


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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2005, 09:13:25 pm »
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Originally posted by Radiant Memphis
It\'s from somthing else but still funny.
\"oh I have one \"........\"Why do Enkidukai have boobs.................................so you have something to look at while your talking to them....get it? So you have something to look at while your talking to them.........\" :D


*Sigh* It has been done and over played so much. Further more it has nothing to do with what was asked and that is...

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Please quote a probably funny line - what could a female Enkidukai (with a sword in her hand) have to tell 4 males in front of her? ...  


Radiant Memphis I find your comment distasteful and very insulting. If you stand infront of me in PS be warned i will stick my swords in your eyes so that you may learn that there is more to a woman than her boobs. :/

PS: sorry Ligh for breaking the thread, but I couldn\'t let that one go.. :/
« Last Edit: November 17, 2005, 09:16:07 pm by zorbels »
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2005, 09:17:22 pm »
How about this one:

Eenie Meeni minee moe, catch a menki by the toe ...

or

Ok, dress-up time is over.  Can I have my girdles back now, boys?

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It\'s from somthing else but still funny.
\"oh I have one \"........\"Why do Enkidukai have boobs.................................so you have something to look at while your talking to them....get it? So you have something to look at while your talking to them.........\"


Why do you have it posted here then?  Make a thread for Family Guy in Hydlaa Plaza and I\'ll add my fave quotes there.

Be aware that Lady Zorbels has a temper, you may end up losing your Menki-hood putting words in her mouth like that . :o

/me realizes he\'s not a moderator but speaks his mind nonetheless

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why is her knee talking? :|


Come to think of it, that is a good question...
« Last Edit: November 17, 2005, 09:27:12 pm by Stronith »
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2005, 12:03:19 am »
:D LOL...I like that one Stronith..../me rolls over laughing
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How about this one:
Ok, dress-up time is over.  Can I have my girdles back now, boys?

;) I also wondered, last time I checked my knee\'s didn\'t talk.
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why is her knee talking? :|
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2005, 12:22:37 am »
\"Meow\"
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2005, 02:56:20 am »
\"Alright, which one of you stole Nibbles?\"  ***pulls out sword***
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