Originally posted by zanzibar
I think I\'ll drop out and become a rock star. I hear there\'s decent money in it, and the hours are good.
I might be twelve years old (laugh now) but I don\'t think being a rock star would pay....
I mean, really, people will want to be all over your life, they will find all your secrets you don\'t want to tell, and really, until your 30-40, you probaly won\'t be liked anymore because well, you\'re pretty damn old now. People don\'t want an old guy on the stage, so, what\'ll you do after that? How will your life be like after no body like\'s you anymore. You dropped out, probaly addicted to the magic dragon, and now everyone knows your name. But still, since you dropped out, you\'re pretty mathmaticly illitrate (new word to me, sorry if I used it wrong) and can\'t get a job at that, since you dropped out of highschool, and probaly have the intellect of a 16 year-old, so what now? Work at McDonalds? On the corner selling hemp? A pizza boy? A cashier at target?
Think ahead boy.
PLUS a bunch of \"long lost uncles\" cousins, and aunts will appear asking for your money, lots of people saying you did something wrong, and make a big deal about it (Michael Jackson people?)
And when you want to grow old and have a family, people are going to be all over your wife, make up stuff like \"omg!!!11he doesn\'t love her!!!!!!111\" And make a big deal out of family issues. You probaly won\'t be able to see so well as a rockstar, as people are always flashing cameras in your face. So you\'re probaly near-sighted by now (I don\'t know if that could happen;just a dramatic effect) and you\'d be the \"nerdy rockstar\" since some people just can\'t keep themselves from being a nasty old fruit (lol, fruit) and making fun of people to just put them in the dirt to make themselves feel better....
Edited for language.