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why? Dear god WHY!
« on: November 25, 2005, 11:35:40 pm »
http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/

Title says everything else you need to know...

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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2005, 11:45:06 pm »
Did you see that thing she did with her bra amazing!Although it will be crap as a film that move is a must see.

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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2005, 11:18:27 am »
Not to put down opinion... but that looks terrible. Stereotypical appeal to public demand would be putting it lightly.

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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2005, 12:14:48 pm »
Wait, five empty-headed american babes fighting 300 martial arts dudes?
Am I missing something..?
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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2005, 02:36:11 pm »
Jesus Christmas... when the hell are film producers going to pull their heads out of that cozy little hole of theirs and understand we could give a crap about their lame, half-assed low budget plotless popularity-driven pieces of garbage with no more rights to claim the names they supposedly represent. This makes me so mad. They ruined Tomb Raider, they ruined Spirits Within, they ruined Doom, and now -this- looks like an absolute massacre.

No wonder non-geeks think us geeks are such... geeks. They take one look at these \'movies\' of the games we love so much and think \"who the f*** would like this rubbish\".

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« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2005, 03:39:21 pm »
It\'s a shame games are being represented like this, atleast there are some game\'s they can\'t make into movies because their either too insane like The Sim\'s or already take most of there material from movies like GTA.

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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2005, 06:51:09 pm »
The only game to movie conversion that \"may\" be good is the Halo movie....because the director who is doing it rocks

oh and my i make a suggestion you may all HATE Uwe Boll

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/

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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2005, 07:07:23 pm »
LOL...it is like a sick twisted version of Charlies Angle\'s and Kill Bill. So sad really...... I have too go scrub my eyes now :/
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2005, 07:09:17 pm »
Hahahahah... oh god, he\'s doing Postal too!!? Well that\'s -definitely- not going to be a film that sticks true to the game. Not unless he wants to get on the bad side of the Animal Rights activists by displaying a cat being shoved on the end of a rocket launcher and getting fired into a wall.

Not to mention the peeing... good lord, the peeing...
« Last Edit: November 26, 2005, 07:11:29 pm by Moogie »

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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2005, 07:28:38 pm »
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Originally posted by seperot
The only game to movie conversion that \"may\" be good is the Halo movie....because the director who is doing it rocks

oh and my i make a suggestion you may all HATE Uwe Boll

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/


A Halo movie will end up being crappy because it will be one of those \"you played the game now you HAVE TO see the movie\" thing\'s and if Uwe even think\'s about making a Zelda movie I\'ll track him down.

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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2005, 07:40:14 pm »
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Originally posted by Moogie
Hahahahah... oh god, he\'s doing Postal too!!? Well that\'s -definitely- not going to be a film that sticks true to the game. Not unless he wants to get on the bad side of the Animal Rights activists by displaying a cat being shoved on the end of a rocket launcher and getting fired into a wall.

Not to mention the peeing... good lord, the peeing...


not just any old pee but FIRE pee... and if that wont give people the ammo to say that gamers are mental murder pots then i dont know what will....

edit: and about mr U... on a recent TV interview he complained that he kept getting hate mail from gamers as well as death threats if he makes another movie.....but he still dident understand why people where sending the letters....
« Last Edit: November 26, 2005, 07:42:30 pm by seperot »

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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2005, 09:53:50 pm »
Planeshift would be a cool movie.It would be cartoonish like Shrek except a little more darker and it could be done like pulp fiction,following one or two people from each race as theycross eachother\'s path\'s.

/me go\'s away to buy a camera and costumes.

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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2005, 03:08:20 am »
I wonder what\'s next on the massacre list.

disturbing

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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2005, 03:11:11 am »
they ruined Spirits Within... ff? i take then you didn\'t watch ff: unlimited.

but a ps movie. i\'ll wait for the book first.
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2005, 03:29:25 am »
looks like a good movie to watch when your pissed  :D
lol if your ever drunk you gota watch Street Fighter...you will laugh uncontrollably at how BAD it is lol