My dear fellow, you have it all wrong!
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[setting: all white shadowless background
[centred on the shot is a middle aged male, full body shot
[beat
man: My wife left me for Ashatar Loguno of the Akkaio Rogues
[beat
[cut.
[centred on the shot is a pimply faced pasty white male teenager, full body shot
[beat
teen: I\'m a famous huntress!
[beat
[cut.
[centred on the shot is a large man, full body shot
[beat
man: I\'m Glumli the dwarf. My character jumps off tall buildings alot.
[beat
[cut
[centred on the shot is a twenty-ish woman
[beat
woman: I don\'t play the game at all, I celebrate myself on the forums and hang around on IRC! (*cough*grono*cough*)
[beat
[cut
[centred on the shot is an older man
[beat
man: Katarisa Kyrteli, prodigy Eighth Realm mage in the crystal way. 18 year old Nolthrir
[beat
[cut
[centred on the shot is a young woman in a wheel chair
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woman: PlaneShift gives me the liberty to move about freely! Well, it did. Then blueCommand killed the movement code, so I\'ve taken to popping wheelies with my chair again.
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[cut to black
[fade in the words \"Run around in the game\"
[fade in the words \"Until the server crashes\"
[fade out others, fade in \"Server is no longer responding, it has most likely crashed. Automatic server restart in five minutes.\"
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^^
edit: removed the quote tags since I changed it and didn\'t really quote it...
josePhoenix