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Efflixi Aduro

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Chuck Norris is better than all of us.
« on: December 23, 2005, 08:33:52 pm »
It\'s true and this proves it:
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php :-D

If you don\'t know who Chuck Norris is find out and come back. :)

Oh and my personal favorite:
\"Chuck Norris once inhaled a seagull.\"

Just thought I\'d share a funny site with my ps buddies. :)
Cheers.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2005, 08:34:21 pm by Efflixi Aduro »
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2005, 08:37:24 pm »
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\"Chuck Norris once inhaled a seagull.\"
I\'m not exactly sure that makes him better than all of you o.o
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2005, 08:46:15 pm »
hehehe....some if those are pretty funny actually.

But some of them are just plain sick

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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2005, 12:23:30 am »
It\'s all true.

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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2005, 12:44:30 am »
haha this last weekend a friend of mine was showing me that site :).. some were retarded but others hilarious.. and yeah I think Chuck Norris is a badass :P

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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2005, 01:42:48 am »
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It\'s all true.


that is impossible...I dont think Chuck Norris went sailing, barfed and it made Hawaii. Do you??
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2005, 02:14:36 am »
pfft. you clearly doubt the power of chuck norris then

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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2005, 02:56:07 am »
i doubted the power of chuck norris. then i got a roundhouse kick to the head.
may laanx frighten the shadow from my path.
hardly because the shadow built the lexx.
the shadow will frighten laanx from my path.

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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2005, 03:59:06 am »
I know some of them are pretty lame.. but others are truly laugh out loud funny... I tried to answer the phone and I just lost it :P.. couldnt even say hello .. had to throw the phone to Justena :D.  I think I had just read teh one about the bear but not sure.

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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2005, 02:16:37 pm »
Did chuck do the voice of homers evil boss in the simpsons?
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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2005, 07:33:43 pm »
Hmm... Apparently a very popular website...  I wonder if Chuck has seen it yet?
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2005, 07:45:42 pm »
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It\'s all true.


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Chuck Norris is, therefore I am.
Disclaimer: This is my opinion and I can be reasoned with. I'm probably right, though.

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« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2005, 12:43:49 am »
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It\'s all true.


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Chuck Norris is, therefore I am.



Ahahahahahaha!! :D


Oh and Jakob Cuck Norris sees all. @_@
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« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2005, 04:29:54 am »
Good point... What was I thinking?

/me blames biased media centering on Jackie Chan as a martial arts movie hero...

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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2005, 03:43:31 am »
All I can say is ROFL!!!!

 But they overused the \"roundhouse kick\" thing...
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