Gronalad used his/her new powers to open a portal, releasing a conga line of tranvestites that then began to circle the Armoured Defender. The Armoured Defender became confused, he couldnt tell if they were men or women so he used his laser beam eyes burn each one to the ground. Gronalad was stunned he/she had to think of something fast, so he did the best thing cross-dressers do best, he dropped the soap.
Gronalad: can you get that?
Just as the Armoured defender bent down to get the soap Gronalad made his move and after 5 minutes the Armoured defender was reduced to a crying mass in the corner. Gronalad left through the portal, only to be confronted with tons of food. Gronalad could not help himself, within minutes all the food was gone and Gronalad had grown to a giant size, so big that his clothes all ripped off leaving him bare in a room on his own. All of a sudden Gronalad heard a rumble. He thougt nothing of it but then the walls changed color and he found himself atop of the tracks for a rollercoaster ride. He peered around him to find that he was being chased by a rollercoaster carrying nothing but food.
The dimension of failure had finally found Gronalads weakness.....Food.
