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Farren Kutter

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« on: January 02, 2006, 05:33:27 am »
Ok, here\'s the deal. You must finish this sentence with a unique answer, and try to make it at least slightly funny or stupid sounding, something to make people laugh maybe.... Of course, mine\'ll suck :P


You know you play too many video games when ________.


Now, mine:

You know you play too many video games when you start trying to move forward on the PS forums with the \'W\' key. (just happened and sparked the idea for this thread :D)




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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2006, 05:37:09 am »
You know you have had too much eggnogg when...






Everything is distorted, upside down, and you cant feel your head

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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2006, 06:00:26 am »
umm, i that didn\'t exactly fill in the blank...




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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2006, 06:02:41 am »
its because yours suck

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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2006, 06:18:04 am »
Yeh, very true... Oh well, everyone make their own :D




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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2006, 12:37:22 pm »
You know you play too many video games when...
you say \"roflol\" instead of laughing, with the motivation that \"it is much shorter\".

Came up with another one that is really good...

You know something is wrong when...
Taser manages to highjack your thread (in one line)

Give him a break Taser...
« Last Edit: January 02, 2006, 12:44:05 pm by Father Sengus »


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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2006, 12:45:33 pm »
You know you play too many video games when ....

 you ask your girlfriend about her Charisma stats.

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Originally posted by dragonfire999
You know you have had too much eggnogg when...






Everything is distorted, upside down, and you cant feel your head


Oh I have one to go with this one, it\'s about as funny:

You know it is winter ....

 when it is cold outside.

really, that\'s a true story, I just experienced it today :D
« Last Edit: January 02, 2006, 12:57:25 pm by Cyl »
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2006, 12:59:40 pm »
You know you\'ve been drinking too much when..

...your stomach feels like trying to get out of your body the day after.

True story too, I\'m still experiencing it :D

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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2006, 01:13:33 pm »
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You know you play too many video games when you start trying to move forward on the PS forums with the \'W\' key. (just happened and sparked the idea for this thread :D)


Hmm...I\'ve had similar experiences...

You know you play too many video games when...
you bump to closed doors, because you tried to open them by pressing space bar.
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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2006, 06:03:54 pm »
You know you have had too much vodka when...

Your liver starts floating around, and eventually comes out...

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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2006, 07:00:19 pm »
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and try to make it at least slightly funny or stupid sounding
I can do stupid..!

You know you play too many video games when you start to collect all sorts of weird items \'till you reach the number of one hundred... 100 coins, 100 bananas, 100 stars... 100 condoms...
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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2006, 07:09:57 pm »
...

You feeling okay over there draklar?

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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2006, 07:45:44 pm »
you know you\'ve been playing too much Tetris when



you can\'t stop ...even when you sleep



(the music ...the music! MAKE ITS STOP!! *twitch*)

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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2006, 10:00:57 pm »
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You know you play too many video games when ....

 you ask your girlfriend about her Charisma stats... experienced it today :D


You know you play too many video games when...
...Your girlfriend asks about your Charisma stats
...In your dreams, when you pull out a weapon, it comes from absolutely nowhere, or else somewhere much smaller than it
...You wake up on Christmas morning and start playing FFVII instead of opening presents
...You wake up on Christmas morning and open your presents to find FFIV, FFV, FFVI, FFVII, and Chrono Trigger under the tree.

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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2006, 10:07:44 pm »
Weirdos. o_O

Draklar, good answer. Though, I must ask. Why the hell did you collect 100 condoms?
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