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gwaths

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« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2006, 03:30:59 am »
\"If i could rearrange the alphabet id but U and I together\"
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« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2006, 08:06:44 am »
\"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you\'re the bomb.\"


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\"Wanna see my groffel?\"


:D :D :D
Did it work? ;)
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« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2006, 05:58:41 pm »
one of my dumber friends used this one on a pretty nice looking girl...then she told her parents who talked to his and he got in trouble lol.

\"That dress looks very becoming on you. Then again, if I were all over you like that I\'d be cumming too.\"
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« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2006, 09:07:13 pm »
(some italian guy who worked at a restraunt used this, and I overheard it.)

\"Hey, I see you like the meatballs. Would you like to try my world famous footlong sausage?\"

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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2006, 01:03:29 am »
One of my idiot friends tryed this

\"The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.\"
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« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2006, 10:37:35 pm »
(1) If good looks were gasoline, baby, you could drive forever.

(2) If you were a car, I\'d be the first to honk your horn, baby.

(3) Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers!

(4) You make my heart melt and leak into my stomach.
 
(5) I am the cockroach of love.

(6) If I were coffee, you would be my Coffee-mate.
 
(7) The little people behind my eyes that yell at my brain told me to tell you just how sexy you are.

(8) The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.

(9) If you were a public toilet, you\'d be a PortaHottie

(10) I\'m not really this tall -- I\'m sitting on my wallet.

« Last Edit: January 29, 2006, 02:00:10 am by zorbels »
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« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2006, 01:46:22 am »
*leans over and whispers* \"I think about you when I masturbate\"
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« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2006, 02:01:34 am »
(1) What color\'s your Prozac?
 
(2) Can I pick your guitar strings?

(3) You\'d look great with my outfit.

(4) You are one fine piece of real estate, and I need to get me some land.

(5) I\'d like to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast!

(6) The butterflies in my stomach are about to come up -- hold on!

(7) Hi, I\'m the stage manager. Can I see your props?

(8) The only difference between you and Malibu Barbie is that you\'re lifesize.

(9) I\'m like Secret -- strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
 
(10) If you were a wedgie, I\'d pick you.
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« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2006, 03:00:42 am »
Help! Help! my crotch is on fire!

Hi.

Ummmm......hi.

So...........ya......uhhhhh.......ya.........bye.

He he he.........you\'re pretty.

(with eyes crossed) YOU\"RE PRETTY I LIKE YOU!
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« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2006, 03:44:41 am »
The weirdest pickup line that worked for me is also the most disgusting thing I\'ve ever said to a woman who I had not had carnal relations with.  I\'ll save myself the public ridicule by not posting it here.  

I couldn\'t say it any better than Rick James: \"Cocaine is a helluva drug. Heh.\"
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« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2006, 06:04:10 am »
Then please post it or pm it too me - you can\'t post a teaser like that - its against all morals of existance!
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« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2006, 07:31:40 pm »
Agreed, and since you are posting anonymously on the web, your safe. Mostly. Kinda. A bit.
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« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2006, 08:00:24 pm »
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Then please post it or pm it too me - you can\'t post a teaser like that - its against all morals of existance!


Not gonna\' happen, but if it\'s any consolation, the second time I used it I was laughed at, which was worse than getting my nuts caved in, frankly.
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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2006, 03:45:44 am »
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Then please post it or pm it too me - you can\'t post a teaser like that - its against all morals of existance!


Not gonna\' happen, but if it\'s any consolation, the second time I used it I was laughed at, which was worse than getting my nuts caved in, frankly.


 Which is why you wear a cup before trying something dangerous at home.
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« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2006, 03:23:52 am »
\"So, how much do you cost on the weekends?\"
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