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Nero da 2nd

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« on: January 24, 2006, 12:07:05 am »
What is the weirdest pick-up line you\'ve heard at school? Here are the weirdest ones i\'ve heard...

 \"Hey baby, i\'m rich, I could f*ck you with a diamond studded condom!\"

 \"Hi, I like cereal, do you like cereal?\" (some chick used it on me...creeped me out)

 \"Uhhhhh....nice...boobs!\"(rofl)
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2006, 12:08:55 am »
\"how much dose a polar bear weigh?\"

\"I dont know either but i would assume it would be enough to break the ice\"

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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2006, 12:15:46 am »
\"Hey, has anyone gotten to you yet?\"
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2006, 02:54:53 am »
\"Hey there hottie, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?\"

crazy weird >.>

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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2006, 03:34:27 am »
\"I\'m staying over at your place this weekend to sleep with you.  I hope that\'s ok.\"
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2006, 04:11:08 am »
\"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.\"

\"I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.\"

\"I\'ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.\"

\"Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.\"


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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2006, 04:20:43 am »
Posted a link to some interesting medieval ones some time ago :>
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2006, 04:42:50 am »
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2006, 05:44:01 am »
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2006, 05:59:34 am »
\"Hey, does this look infected to you?\"
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2006, 10:10:59 am »
Is that a Rusty Broadsword of Alexandrite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2006, 11:12:35 pm »
I thought it was supposed to be ones we\'ve actually had used on us....
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2006, 11:39:00 pm »
\"Men are such jerks. They so totally do not understand us\" :(
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2006, 02:20:26 am »
\"Wanna see my groffel?\"
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2006, 03:41:05 am »
\"Wanna milkshake? \'Cause I got one, in my pants!\"

 (ROFL!!! He got kicked in the balls hard =P)
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