\"OUCH, my eye, I may be a rock, but I\'m MAGICAL, no need to kick me..\"
\"No harvesting these crystals, or I will be forced to toss myself at you; you may not die, but you\'ll get a massive headache at least!\"
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\"That sounded more threatening in my head...\"
Remains in his pouncing position, which looks like every other position he can pose, considering he\'s a rock.