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Archon

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« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2006, 12:56:35 am »
A. Not fornicating

Q. If pigs can\'t fly how did birds evolve?
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« Reply #46 on: March 03, 2006, 01:09:05 am »
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A. Not fornicating

Q. If pigs can\'t fly how did birds evolve?


A: Very slowly.

Q: If egg yolk is yellow, and orange juice is obviously orange, why are we so easily fooled into thinking a glass of egg yolks is in fact a glass of orange juice?
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« Reply #47 on: March 03, 2006, 01:10:06 am »
A: Because we are stupid.

Q: Should stupidity be against the law?
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« Reply #48 on: March 03, 2006, 01:28:05 am »
A: No, just remove the safety labels off of everything.

Q: What can you do really well that reminds you how smart you are?
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« Reply #49 on: March 03, 2006, 01:36:28 am »
a) tell\'em to power cycled everything and call tomorrow when there is someone here who cares. :P  na, fix problems that noones fixed, or picked up the detail for 5 weeks.

q) who here as a 100.0 millibyte connection?
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« Reply #50 on: March 03, 2006, 02:38:14 am »
A) A real noob

Q) What am I drinking?
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« Reply #51 on: March 03, 2006, 06:13:24 am »
A. Blood of the ignorant.

Q. How did the cow jump over the moon?
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« Reply #52 on: March 03, 2006, 06:21:26 am »
A; I don\'t know, but I don\'t think it wanted to be milked that day  :P

Q: If the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42, what is the question  to the answer?
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« Reply #53 on: March 03, 2006, 09:46:56 am »
a.  How many years does it take PS to reach v1.0?  (ba-da-bum)

q.  Who gave me this flu, and what was their purpose?
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« Reply #54 on: March 03, 2006, 10:19:39 am »
A. Hitler\'s cousin\'s wife\'s aunt\'s second cousin\'s granddaughter\'s teacher\'s friend. You are just a link to their ultimate target...

Q. Did dinosaurs became extinct because there were no room on Noah\'s Ark?
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« Reply #55 on: March 03, 2006, 03:28:47 pm »
A: Of course not, if they did, how did they get acting jobs for Jurassic Park?  :P

Q: On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
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« Reply #56 on: March 03, 2006, 08:51:19 pm »
a = 42

q= Where is the hidden lair of the chedder in texes
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« Reply #57 on: March 03, 2006, 09:04:15 pm »
a) waco \\o/
q) is houma as much fun to say as i think it is?
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« Reply #58 on: March 04, 2006, 03:54:34 am »
A: No, but amuoh is.
Q: If the meaning of life is 42 then is the meaning of death 21?
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« Reply #59 on: March 04, 2006, 04:18:29 am »
A: Maybe

Q: What is the square root of the hypotenuse of a right triangle with two legs that are both 42 inches?

(hurray for google math search. XD)
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