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« Reply #90 on: March 14, 2006, 12:33:47 pm »
A: 42

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck mango\'s?

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« Reply #91 on: March 15, 2006, 01:10:15 am »
A: Ten board feet and a fruit salad.

Q: What\'s it all about, I mean really, when you get down to it?

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« Reply #92 on: March 15, 2006, 01:22:10 am »
A: I don\'t have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better.

Q: Who was the first person to milk a cow, and what the hell were they thinking? >:|
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« Reply #93 on: March 15, 2006, 01:38:10 am »
a) i don\'t know. and the thought was \"heh heh heh, teat.\"
b) are there really more stupid using the internet, am i just simply seeing more of them?
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may laanx frighten the shadow from my path.
hardly because the shadow built the lexx.
the shadow will frighten laanx from my path.

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« Reply #94 on: March 15, 2006, 01:38:19 am »
A: The same person who looked at a chicken and said I\'m going  to cook and eat the next thing that comes out of the back of that thing.

Q: Pepsi or coke? (Though for me it\'s Pepsi max v diet coke)
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« Reply #95 on: March 15, 2006, 03:59:35 am »
a1 ) nope they multiply like ameba (sp?)
a2) pepsi

q) sprite or seirra mist?

for pale:  http://www.sierramist.com/
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« Reply #96 on: March 15, 2006, 05:19:37 am »
a. sprite. I have no idea what siera mist is.

q. is chocolate indicative of a higher-being?
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« Reply #97 on: March 15, 2006, 06:10:01 am »
A. Why would it be?

Q. Why would it be?
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« Reply #98 on: March 15, 2006, 10:01:57 am »
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A. Why would it be?

Q. Why would it be?


[A] Blah!

[Q] ok it is a proven fact that a laser will just go on and on forever. If this is the case when you shine it in one direction does it go around the world and only to come around and shine on your back?

[edit] :D Thanks for clearing that up it makes total sense. Yes I do realise the world is round. :/ Hence the \"around.\"

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A: No, a laser produces a beam of tight, focussed beam of light. And whilst light waves (considering them as waves rather than particles) are affected by gravity (cf. general relativity), the Earth\'s gravity is far too weak to affect the path of the light to such an extent to circle the Earth. Which isn\'t flat you realise.

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« Reply #99 on: March 16, 2006, 12:31:46 am »
A: No, a laser produces a beam of tight, focussed beam of light. And whilst light waves (considering them as waves rather than particles) are affected by gravity (cf. general relativity), the Earth\'s gravity is far too weak to affect the path of the light to such an extent to circle the Earth. Which isn\'t flat you realise.

Q: What the weather like for YOU today?
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« Reply #100 on: March 16, 2006, 12:53:45 am »
a) cold and snowy. unlike the day before yesterday in which i was in shorts.

b) whose unbirthday is it?
may laanx frighten the shadow from my path.
hardly because the shadow built the lexx.
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« Reply #101 on: March 16, 2006, 06:18:53 am »
A: Bobo the clown.

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« Reply #102 on: March 16, 2006, 06:51:53 am »
A) Because they have a tendency to be child molesters.

Q) Why are child molesters bad?

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« Reply #103 on: March 16, 2006, 07:13:53 pm »
A: Because they hurt people.

Q: What is the best combination of waterfowl?
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« Reply #104 on: March 17, 2006, 08:36:08 pm »
A: Duck+Shotgun.

Q: Why are people so fascinated by explosions...

...like me?
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