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Kixie

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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2006, 08:53:56 pm »
Oh man, I feel smart. I just made one up on the fly.

I often tell jokes that cause fits of nausea.

I say relax, \"It\'s just a paronomasia.\"

Oh, I am so witty.  8)
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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2006, 11:11:40 pm »
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Originally posted by zanzibar
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?




A:  It was dead.






Q:  Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?






A:  It was stapled to the monkey .


You forgot part 3

Q: Why did the other monkey fall from the tree?




A: monkey see monkey do
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« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2006, 01:12:15 am »
Continuing on the pun theme:

Never trust a tiger, you never know when he might be lion.


He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.


And for those with a knowledge of maths....


He said I was average - but he was just being mean.


/me ducks for cover now :)
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