your three most dead things

[burned man]

After your three most hated things there now is..... yes! your three most dead things you ever saw in real life, tell us all about it!

my top is:

1. a bird flat as a pancake because it was all eaten out thanks to mades
2. a cat that was lying on the road dead every day i came from school and looked a little more dead every day
3. a fish which my friend caught and then kept on his roof to attract flies and other insects, not so yummie but it worked

and four would have been my grandmother but it\'s only a top three...to bad

[Karyuu]

Once things are dead, they are dead. Listing everything dead that you have seen is pointless, and stupid. So far this thread doesn\'t have a reason for being, in my opinion.

[Goldir]

1: A man, about 5 seconds after he was electrocuted by a miswired power transformer that exploded at Osan AB Korea last year.

2: A Cow, hit by a semi truck going 65MPH near Prunedale, CA

3: A terminal disease patient (relative).  Already dead, it was just a matter of time.

[zanzibar]

What sick impulse inspired you to make this thread?

[Karyuu]

This is ridiculous. If someone thinks this really \"deserves\" to be here, PM me.