
Kran: Well ya' see doc', it wasn't so bad at first. I'd go hunting in the dungeons, and ya' know how its. A kran's gotta get his bread and butter. But then, I just found myself addicted to it. I'd totally shrug off any repercussions or danger of crystal hunting. Before ya' know it, I was hooked... Then I met Sandy... She gave me this. My ruby has been swollen ever since.
Doctor: Well, this is a text book case. Here's an anti-biotic. Be sure not to put any pressure on it for 3-5 weeks, and any "Crystal Hunting" should be avoided indefinately. Crystal infections are nothing to joke about, and eventually you're going to get one you regret.
Kran: Is this shot going to hurt.
Doctor: Of course not. Now bend over.

Yeah I'm KRAAAAZY.
MSpainted by the way. I dun use that sissy photoshop.