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YAY, YAY... it\'s back
« on: January 16, 2003, 03:12:52 am »
Well, for one, it never left, and by it I mean Hellsing, cause this is the 2nd annual Hellsing guild update.
So, welcome everyone, today we must discuss important issues of how Hellsing could effect YOUR life.
Many members that joined said they have been transformed, almost molded into what they alwasy dreamed of becoming.
Here are some testimonial of the long since members:
This one guy: \"Hellsing has changed my life, I can see clearly now\"**
Kiern: \"Ever since I joined as an honarary member, the BISM spittings have been reduced to a minimum\"**

Now, you can be a part of the great experience. We stand strong with 25 members, you can be a part of that.

So, if not today, and maybe not tomorrow, join us the day after tomorrow. Ah, well, that\'s about it.
Alucard.

P.S. the link to the site is under the sig.

**The testimonials may or may not be real, Hellsing is not responcible for any damage done to BISM. \"This guy\" may or may not exist. All is the copywrite of Hellsing Inc. under the swift and unjustly leadership of Alucard and Lithos, with the permission of Hell Inc.
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2003, 03:18:16 am »
Yes, it\'s true...my life has been changed

So join, because hellsing is neato  :D
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2003, 04:31:35 pm »
Heed my warning! Don\'t be swayed by their words! Their intentions are evil and dark!

By \"changing your life\" they actually mean, \"brainwash you and make you a pawn in our crazy game of lust and power.\"

And besides, there are too much evil guilds as it is, no need to increase their numbers even further.
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2003, 07:33:06 pm »
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crazy game of lust and power

Ooooo lust and power eh? Sounds tempting, nice advert Keldorn :D  
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2003, 11:16:47 pm »
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By \"changing your life\" they actually mean, \"brainwash you and make you a pawn in our crazy game of lust and power.\"



Again, its true :D


Although im in it for the money (that anti-stip spray cost a fortune)
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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2003, 11:30:27 pm »
now now keldorn...you dont see any of us interfering with any of the good guild advertisements. your a paladin no? then be polite! :P
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2003, 12:10:19 am »
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with any of the good guild advertisements.


the whole one you mean? ;)
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2003, 05:22:52 pm »
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now now keldorn...you dont see any of us interfering with any of the good guild advertisements. your a paladin no? then be polite!

bah, i wouldn\'t have replied if Alucard didn\'t cover his guilds true nature up with fancy words.

But he couldn\'t hide it from me! And now i have revealed his evilness for all to see! Now he cannot lure anymore innocent peasants with false promises into his dark fortress!
Another battle won for the good guys!
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2003, 07:27:47 pm »
except for the evil peasants with dark desires  ;)
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2003, 06:28:51 am »
Insolent peons!

Baah!  None of you know what you speak of.  Balance must be kept within the realm at all costs.  Therefore go about your business as usual.  Good is no better than evil but both serve there purpose to create a balance, and if that balance shall ever be compromised, only Laanx himself knows what could happen.  But of course, my brethren (which do not exist as of yet) shall never allow that day to come.  None shall triumph even if that means an eternity of war.

Ponder this, when all beings considered \"good\" are destroyed by the foolishness of the evil ones torture and destruction, what will you do?  There shall be no sense of morality.  Soon you will all resort to killing each other, claiming one is less \"evil\" than the other.

Or if good is to triumph, then shall we live forever in peace and harmony?  Of course not!  Evil can never be truly eradicated.

With that I leave you.
Fare thee well and may the balance be maintained for the sake of us all.

Vladamir

PS.  But of course we all now see why evil will triumph over good, because good... is dumb.  - So sayeth the great Dark Helmet - Spaceballs...

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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2003, 01:12:53 am »
See, compramises rarely work.
Hellsing will rise to power, and challenge the gods themselves. The rivers shall flow with the blood of those fallen for the cause, and the unjust hand of power and destruction shall swipe the land clean.
It does not matter how many fall, there is little that stands in the way.
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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2003, 04:28:52 am »
I admire your passion but for what purpose is all this blood spilled?  If this were to happen, sometime in the future the self-proclaimed righteous shall merely begin a crusade against the likes of you and your kind.  And then the tides shall just be reversed.

For what purpose do you pose this quest to challenge the gods themselves, your makers, those who control your every action, as if you really could stand up to one of them.  Is all this done because of pure evil?  No matter how wicked a person is, there actions still normally serve a purpose save those who do not think at all.  But hardly any intelligent being goes about killing thousands for the pleasure, perhapes it\'s money or power.

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the unjust hand of power and destruction


The unjust hand eh?  For shame, even in this troubled word justice and balance must still be maintained.  May the doom of your own actions lay heavy upon your hearts.
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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2003, 04:38:42 am »
yes well...the Dark Empire will also have its place of power. the light shall be swallowed by the eternal bliss of darkness. As said before, the blood of those who get in the way shall be spilled. We shall have what we both desire alucard. the time will come. One fateful day the gods will quiver before the might the unholy dark. We will dominate the very heavens in which the gods reside. It will be a glorious day indeed!

The purpose you ask? It comes down to ones desire to control the way things operate.And the desire for power and wealth. And of course, there is always the great feeling you get when your enemies are lying dead and bloody at your feet.
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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2003, 04:41:03 am »
Yes, and Link\'s Guild of Grammer will rule the world and make every being speak of intelligence.
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2003, 05:56:59 am »
Vladamir, you seem to be a smart person, and I admire that. But guess what, just right now, we are one more strong, numbered with 26. From what I can see, there is only one of you, and those of you that think in the same fashion as you are scatered, and are weak with moral, corrupt inside, and are weak to do anything about us. The idea of a resistence amuses me, I live for it, but yet, few dared to challenge us, and those that did, quickly crumbled.

They say the plain and the ordinary are ruled by fate, but the heroic control their own destiny, I disagree...sometimes, destiny chooses a hero.
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