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Suno_Regin

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Bug Problem?
« on: June 08, 2006, 05:42:30 pm »
Does anyone else have bugs INFESTING their house? I swear I've never had this many spiders, flies, whatever else in my house before. I have mosquito bites all over my arms and everything. Is it just me? -.-

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Re: Bug Problem?
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2006, 06:03:26 pm »
     Being a vetran of cardboard houses, I too had this problem for a while :'(
What i found worked best was;
1. dont shower or bathe, bugs love the fresh smell of soap and deoderant.
2. Always eat all your food, dont leave anything for them to eat.
3. Line all openings with glue the bugs will get stuck in it ( vasiline works if you have no glue)
4. paint your box red, bugs dont like this colour ( if you dont have paint, your blood will do
5. always waer you tinfoil hat incase some critters get in, it will protect your brain.
6. Dont bring your Girl/Boyfriend home. Go to thier place. bugs love the smell of lovemaking
8. Fart as much as possible, the methane gas kills the waeker insects ( be carefull to much will give you skidmarkes and attract more bugs)
9. Try singing to them, sometimes you can control them with a beutiful melody
10. move. try to upscale to a tin hut, you will still have bugs but at least you can brag to your friends about your new house.

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Re: Bug Problem?
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2006, 06:04:44 pm »
I used to have an annual ant infestation every summer. Leave food out on the table for ten minutes and it'd be infested with ants.  :@#\  But this year it's mostly been too windy and rainy, so no tiny red ants crawling about.

Maybe the insects on one side of the world fled to the other side? (Actually, I have no clue of where you live, but I live in tropical East Asia.)

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Re: Bug Problem?
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2006, 06:24:19 pm »
MWAHAHA! My plan is working out just perfect!!! Soon the world will be MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEE!  :devil:
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Re: Bug Problem?
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2006, 06:27:18 pm »
Ow...we didn't see that coming lordbug.. ::)
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