A drunken citizen exits a tavern and sees a wall coming right through his nose. After the initial surprise, he takes some distance and stares at a big paper, pointing towards his agressor, he finds his own finger underlining a carefully written paper.
"Hara... (ic).. chi and Elisesh are going to be (ich) married in the... (ic!)" the drunk one manages to finish the reading, with great effort, and as to celebrate it, drinks from the mug he still has attached to his hand. Air only. Frowning to the mug, blaming it for not having generated any ale since he left the tavern, he throws it away, and angrily turns to face the wall again. It was then that he saw a smaller piece of paper, attached to the lower right corner of the big note advertizing the wedding.
He blinked twice, and approaching the wall till his nose touched the paper, tried to read the text:
"In reshponxe (ic!) to thish joyfull and extraordinaryc! event, the Beg(ic!)gars Guild proudly offers its uninvitation (the guy blinks to that word and keeps reading) to the happy couple. Terms to be (ich!) agreed."
His gaze went down the paper, to what it seemed to be a crest, he read "The B.G."
The drunk one scratched his head "The bee gees? Mmmm -he pondered- sounds rythmic". And he tried to leave the place following a straight line. Needless to say, he failed.
[ Let's see if this next time there's more luck in that wedding. Oh! Seems that you moved it to the Broken Door, less walking time. Thanks for that Eliseth! ^^]