PS-Jokes, Take 2

[Volund]

How do you call a gang of Kran?

- dnab kcor a

nice. Now why doesnt anyone pick on ylians or xacha? wheres the racism and stereotypes on us huh? All you guys get the fun.

[lordraleigh]

How do you call a gang of Kran?

- dnab kcor a

nice. Now why doesnt anyone pick on ylians or xacha? wheres the racism and stereotypes on us huh? All you guys get the fun.

I'm not sure, but I think I know one of the places Xacha jokes could be adapted from, knowing about their "logical approach" and on the fact most of them are scientists:

Xachas = Nerds?

[Croconil]

How do you call a gang of Kran?

- dnab kcor a

nice. Now why doesnt anyone pick on ylians or xacha? wheres the racism and stereotypes on us huh? All you guys get the fun.

Krans are easier to pick on =]
( Yeah I know, that joke was lame )

[Ice_Stovo]

What's the difference between a Kran and Pamela Anderson?
  desab nocilis era htoB. enoN.

[Suvok]

Good joke Ice_Stovo 

A trepor walks into a tavern. He orders an ale. The bartender says, "That'll be 30 trias. You know, we don't get many trepors coming in here, you know." The trepor says, "At 3 hexas an ale, it's not hard to understand."

[Quitarias]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Dam it you guys are killing me with your great jokes.

* Quitarias tries to breathe bu reads another funny joke and starts laughing

[Volund]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ah I love that ^^. still waiting for a joke on ylians/xacha. WE WANT EQUALISM  WE WANT TO BE PICKED ON!  WE WANT FREEEEEDOOOOMMMM TO BE STEREOTYPED!

[Holdan]

[these are inside jokes ]


What do you call an outlaw that messes with Einnol?

-tuanreblU kcanS-

Why is it a bad idea to annoy harnquist?

-ksA rehcadoB- 

Is a lost explorer an oxymoron?

-toN fI ouY wonK iniretakE-

 

[lordraleigh]

A xacha engineer is walking along when a fellow engineer arrives on a new ryunaak. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you got this beautiful ryunaak?"

"Well," the second engineer says, "A couple of days ago I was just walking along when this gorgeous blonde ylian pulls up, hops off the ryunaak, rips off all her clothes, and says 'take what you want'."

The other engineer nods and says "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."


A diaboli is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a xachan down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The xacha below says, "Yes, You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. Latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude".

"You must be a typical xacha scientist" says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says, "You must be a typical diaboli."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man below, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going, You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

[Volund]

@lordraleigh


HOW DARE YOU INSULT XACHA LIKE THAT! YOU BEASTLY WENCH FEEL MY TELEKNITCIICICICICI BRAIN POWER!


No need to quote an entire post just to give a one line response, especially when it's the post right above yours. --Neko

[Heyok]

So this diaobli dies, and goes to the death realm. He immediatly notices a lot of differences. Suddenly quitarrius runs up. "hey guess what? i get to rule the death realm now, so i put in osme modifications. Let me explain how it works. choose a room, and you have to stay there until someone picks your room. then you can leave."
        So the diabli (let's call him Heyok) checks the first room. In it he see's a kran getting chased by 15 ulbernauts. he decides to pass. In the next room, the guy is stuck falling off the edge of the world. (it happens still). he decides to pass. In the next room, he sees a xacha have to explain to a kran the science of majic (kran have no organs, so no  brain). he also decides to pass. then Heyok comes to the fith room. there he sees a beutiful fenki giving a male demormian, well, a very pleasing oral massage. Heyok immiediatly says to quittarius, who seems to have a pair of horns and a barbed tail, "i want that rooom!"
              Quitaruis says "ya sure?"
        "o ya"
          quitarius walks up to the fenki. "you can go now, i found your replacement"
         
         (secondary punchline)
         ten minutes later, (insert name of guy you hate) immiediatly jumps for the room.

[Volund]

So this diaobli dies, and goes to the death realm. He immediatly notices a lot of differences. Suddenly quitarrius runs up. "hey guess what? i get to rule the death realm now, so i put in osme modifications. Let me explain how it works. choose a room, and you have to stay there until someone picks your room. then you can leave."
        So the diabli (let's call him Heyok) checks the first room. In it he see's a kran getting chased by 15 ulbernauts. he decides to pass. In the next room, the guy is stuck falling off the edge of the world. (it happens still). he decides to pass. In the next room, he sees a xacha have to explain to a kran the science of majic (kran have no organs, so no  brain). he also decides to pass. then Heyok comes to the fith room. there he sees a beutiful fenki giving a male demormian, well, a very pleasing oral massage. Heyok immiediatly says to quittarius, who seems to have a pair of horns and a barbed tail, "i want that rooom!"
              Quitaruis says "ya sure?"
        "o ya"
          quitarius walks up to the fenki. "you can go now, i found your replacement"
         
         (secondary punchline)
         ten minutes later, (insert name of guy you hate) immiediatly jumps for the room.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHoh dam I laughed so hard my cofee spilled and burned my unmentionables.

"haha's reduced to prevent page scrolling --Neko.

[Nikodemus]

Inside every Kran is a heart of Silverweave Crystal...

* Nikodemus forges a Silverweave Short Sword, while the Kran screams.

S*ut up! I'm trying to make a weapon, dump creature!

[Volund]

Inside every Kran is a heart of Silverweave Crystal...

* Nikodemus forges a Silverweave Short Sword, while the Kran screams.

S*ut up! I'm trying to make a weapon, dump creature!

I always thought krans had their babies by mixing their spare rock together.

[Suvok]

Two Consumers are talking on the race track. "You know? I havn't been doing as well in my races lately. I keep falling behind about halfway into the race." The second consumer thinks about this, "Hmm...I'm not sure I can help you there." While they are talking, a Clacker crawls over to the Consumers and says "You know your problem? You're not pacing yourself. You going to fast at the start and using up all your energy before the finish. You've got to start of more slowly and conserve your energy." The first consumer looks at the second consumer, "Amazing...a talking Clacker".