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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #45 on: February 03, 2007, 07:44:37 pm »
Proglin: Keep it PG-13 please :P
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #46 on: February 03, 2007, 08:34:52 pm »
Yeah, Proglin!

You should follow my example :P
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #47 on: February 05, 2007, 12:49:09 pm »
Karyuu! How nasty are wel allowed to get? Proteous told me the most amazing one the other day!

Send it to me via a PM.

ME TOO :D
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #48 on: February 05, 2007, 05:18:30 pm »
What is left over after laanx.fragnetics.com catches fire and burns out?

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Clarification: this is not meant to be scientifically accurate

Edit: added hyphen and clarification
« Last Edit: February 05, 2007, 07:03:38 pm by Seytra »

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #49 on: February 05, 2007, 05:18:47 pm »

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #50 on: February 05, 2007, 05:24:10 pm »
What is left over after laanx.fragnetics.com catches fire and burns out?

laocrahc

I would have thought it would be egduls leets....

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #51 on: February 05, 2007, 05:53:46 pm »
What is left over after laanx.fragnetics.com catches fire and burns out?

laocrahc

I would have thought it would be egduls leets....


I dont get it? Is it me being thick again or what?

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #52 on: February 05, 2007, 05:59:05 pm »
Ah perhaps I should have said steel sludge......

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #53 on: February 05, 2007, 07:56:24 pm »
Ohhh I get it now!

Yeah t was me being thick =]

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #54 on: February 05, 2007, 08:30:47 pm »
What do you get after burning coal?

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #55 on: February 05, 2007, 08:41:38 pm »
XD Thats a good one zanzi :D

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #56 on: February 06, 2007, 07:59:06 am »
Two men duel infront of the Temple of Laanx.  It's not long until one falls.  The victor walks away in triumph as a priest exits the temple and walks to the scene.  The priest sees the losing man laying on the ground, painfully injured.

"You are wounded, and you will surely die.  Do you have any last wishes, my son, before you pass on?"

The man replied, "I wish I had married my beloved before my death."

His love was near and ran up to him.  The priest married them before the temple.

The priest said, "You are married.  Now get up and kiss the bride."

"But I thought you said I was going to die?"

The priest smiled and said, "We're all going to die one day."

« Last Edit: February 06, 2007, 08:24:03 am by zanzibar »
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #57 on: February 06, 2007, 05:35:56 pm »
Ahaha! I like that one. Very good... And so, so true.
I suggest the statue of Laanx gets turned into a statue of Parallo <3. An NPC could never replace the huge hole he left in my heart when he died  :'(

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #58 on: February 06, 2007, 07:33:27 pm »
Ahaha! I like that one. Very good... And so, so true.

Agreed :D

That sorta gives me an idea of a fun joke to play on someone :D

/my evil side shines through XD

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #59 on: March 01, 2007, 01:59:14 am »
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