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Cyl

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PS-Jokes, Take 2
« on: July 08, 2006, 06:53:00 pm »
Okay, you know the drill. Post your Jokes set in or around planeshift in this thread, no matter if they are stupid, immature, sensless, totally firgging funny, or whatever comes to your mind. So to start it off:

Why are diaboli girls always a favourite on proms?
.ynroh era yeht esuaceB

What is the result if a stonebreaker wife and her hammerwielder husband, get a baby?
.nailharD deregna nA

Zorbels hunts down an ulbernaut. What is missing?
ekoj ehT

((Read Answers from Right to Left))
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2006, 10:59:39 pm »
Hehe, I  like the last one best XD
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2006, 11:12:49 pm »
tell me how you put it backwards and ill post some lol :D
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2006, 01:08:33 am »
Quote from: Myrthe on July 13, 2006, 11:12:49 pm
tell me how you put it backwards and ill post some lol :D
Type it backwards.
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2006, 04:02:06 am »

***[ Joke removed by original poster after a short period of reconsideration]***
« Last Edit: July 15, 2006, 04:54:25 am by The Wandering Djinn »
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2006, 04:06:05 am »
Last one: Not funny  :@#\
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2006, 04:12:24 am »
I don't appreciate that.
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2006, 01:18:29 pm »
ok i usually joke around this with my friend Teraukey so maybe only a few might be able to gues it sorry

Why didn't teraukey want the title holy archmage?
egamhcra tihs yloh eht sa flesmih ot refer luow eh esuaceb
(pwn me back T and remember you have to register to pwn me back :P)

why did people stop using the death realm as a shortcut
mood gnihsarc fo mlaer esproc eht ot ni denrut ti

why did the noob talk to harnquist
sdrows rebu htiw lpp nwp ot detnaw  eh

why did the gm kick you
tsrif mih dekcik uoy esuaceb

feel free to ask if you don't understand my weird danish humor
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2006, 09:14:48 pm »
It could have been changed, but the last one at the moment was the one with Zorbels, and it seems funny to me.... Dunno just what i think. My funny could be different from yours.
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2006, 09:17:49 pm »
A dark night, who would have guessed that? Now a tall cloaked figure can be seen sneaking through the alleys of Hydlaa. All of a sudden an imense riot emerged from the direction of a Ylian, "RatATatAtATA! PENG! PENG! L O L ownt" With a slightly tilt head the figure glares at the source of the nuisance. To his utter confusion a second voice emerges from an Ywwn to the Ylians right "Wow NS d|_|d3." Still unsure about what was going on the tall figure sees a movement in the corner of his eye. A female dermorian emerges from the shadows, strafing with insane speed past the the Ylian and the Ywwn shouting "RATATA PENG PENG", who suddenly drop to the floor. The elven girl halts to look at the two, "H4, |\/|3 == t3|-| 0\/\/|/|463!!11!!!11!11". The tall figure shakes his head, turning around and moving away, "Someone's mistaking this for de_Hydlaa again"

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Two oldbies are standing near harnquist talking about whatever oldbies talk about. Suddenly a riot of voices unleashes. "How do u ply tihs game? kthnx", "Hw do u get moneyzz??????", "Wher r the monstas??" One of the oldbies scratches his head, turns towards the other and says: "If answers were horses, newbies would ride."
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2006, 11:34:31 pm »
Ok, folks, I heard a version of this at a ren faire I was at last Sunday. It is somewhat amusing. I will be using Krook as the 'Wiseman'

Krook was wandering on one grand day, when a ragged begger stopped him witha plea.

"Stop, grand and kind Sir! (this meaning he obviously did not know Krook) Please give me your name and date of birth, and I will divine for you your fortune! With great accuracy, I will gaze into your future and show you what paths you will take, what riches you will gain, and anything else you wish! All I ask is a few tria."

Krook paused for a moment, resisting the urge to spit. But instead, he decided to answer the prophet. "I make ya a deal. I will give ya the tria, but I don't want ya tah say a word. Instead, ya will follow me for the next ten years. Yah will see what paths I will take, ya will gaze upon what riches I may gain, and you will learn of all that I wish. Then, sir prophet, you can divine for me my name and date of birth."
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2006, 02:33:54 am »
PSsssst.

Wanna buy a used Groffel?
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2006, 02:49:47 am »
Quote from: Verrliit on July 19, 2006, 02:33:54 am
PSsssst.

Wanna buy a used Groffel?

Now thats FUNNY :D


Two Stonebreakers walk in to a bar....
which i thought was kinda funny, cause after the first one hit it dont you think the second would have saw it ?
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2006, 03:28:29 am »
the question that jumps to my mind is:
Used how?  ;D
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2006, 06:33:33 am »
Quote from: Verrliit on July 19, 2006, 02:33:54 am
PSsssst.

Wanna buy a used Groffel?

I'm into energy efficiency, does it get good miles to the gallon?

(or kilometers, for all you others :P )
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