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Anne Ominous

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mini Caption contest
« on: August 22, 2006, 03:15:53 pm »
You know in magazines like maxim they have caption contests? like a picture of a bassit hound & the quote "Botox' "before" model" or such, then ask that you submit a funnier caption or quote for the image... i was hoping to once in a while slap an image up here, usually by finding a screenie & modding it.. & ask for funny descriptions, explinations or captions... this is the first:





 "... Does anyone know how to train 'body development'?..."


now you think of what to write under it.

Xillix Queen of Fools

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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2006, 04:54:24 pm »
The danger of eating carrion crawlers.

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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2006, 05:19:48 pm »
"Commander, we're being hailed!".
(It kept reminding me of that kid in star trek when Piccard was around)
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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2006, 05:23:49 pm »
"Laugh, I dare you..."




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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2006, 05:39:33 pm »
Are you the 299-pound weakling?

Then get this new workout with heavyweight champion Stan The Kran! Only 3 circles!

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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2006, 06:34:58 pm »
a) "Please be patient, Kran food will be implemented soon(tm)."

b) "Dang Stonebreakers, Silverstone's just a name!"
« Last Edit: August 22, 2006, 06:39:05 pm by Cherppow »

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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2006, 06:55:02 pm »
Anorexia was unknown among the Kran people until cable reached their villages . ..

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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2006, 07:28:19 pm »
"you know what they say about a Kran with big feet...."

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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2006, 05:06:41 am »
...We can rebuild him....make him...stronger... :cue cheese synth music:

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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2006, 05:59:00 am »
BRAAAIIIINS!

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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2006, 06:29:02 am »
1) Bow-Flex will melt those pounds away....

2) For just the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can be this Krans foster parent...

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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2006, 04:09:39 am »


"If you must know; we heard they had leather pants"

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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2006, 02:33:56 pm »
"Oh... my God...... Its... huge....."

*A pause*

"why is you belly button so BIG!?"

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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2006, 02:40:29 pm »
"Let's steal the Azure Crystal, you said... It'll bring a fortune, you said..."

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Re: mini Caption contest
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2006, 02:42:10 pm »
XD

That made my day.
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