*edit* This story is on hold until further notice.
Over one year has passed since my last attempt to be funny. You can find it
here and
here. The first is a thread like this. The second is the story. Read it. I am told it is wet your pants funny. I have not tested this theory though. You may do so at your own risk, as I am NOT doing your laundry.
That being said, if you read that other first thread, you know the drill. I need some sacrifices...I mean characters to fill roles that I do not yet have the parts...well, filled yet. The list is short for main characters, as I have many in mind already. Do not worry if your character does not fit the role perfectly, as I am not opposed to mutilating them until they do...
Who I will need:
jose
Nilaya
Frostmorn
Someone for Frostmorn to slap around (evil character).
An evil force of soldiers that get killed off on a regular basis.
A good force that gets killed off on a regular basis.
Gobbles
A young man who gets smacked a lot. (Peacer has graciously accepted this role)
An older male character that will be killed off pretty quick in an outrageous way.
An older female character that... bla bla, same as above.
An old wise man with great powers. (may use Krook for this if nothing better comes along)
Drey
Some musically inclined characters who do not, in fact, get killed off.
A Kran that is very hard to understand, but is very loyal.
steuben
More bad guys that get...you get the point. I may have to use Mobs. But I do need some small part baddies that don't get killed...as much.
Some more good guys.
That is about it for now. You will be updated as I need more victe... people. I encourage you to volunteer anyone else you think might fill these roles.
Note: I do tend to pick folks I know, and abuse their characters henceforth.
Note two: You can post your desire to be in this story in this thread with a short description of who you play. If I select you (sorry, but I just can't put everyone in) I will ask you to PM me character description and a short log or writing that you think represents your character's speech best.
Note three: I am evil.
*waits*