Author Topic: The Very Secret Diaries of LOTR  (Read 779 times)

FyreBlade

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The Very Secret Diaries of LOTR
« on: February 09, 2003, 02:23:05 pm »
hey, anyone here like LOTR? if u\'ve seen the movie, or read the books, or both, then check out this site. http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/ it\'s hilarious. few warnings though:
*warning 1* many spoilers, and a lot of it won\'t be funny unless u\'ve read the books and/or seen the movies
*warning 2* it makes almost everyone into a gay pervy hobbit fancier, so if u objected at all to everyone within the party being strangely attracted to frodo, then don\' t look at this. however, it\'s not really all that sick at all, so don\'t worry about damaging your virgin eyes :-P


here is an excerpt from the site

from the journal of aragorn:
\"Day Eleven:

Orcs killed: 7. V. good. Stubble update: Looking mangy.

Legolas may be hotter than me.
I wonder if he would like me if I was King?

Day 28:

Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off.
Still not King.\"

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