Thanks for the spellcheck, Venae, I've been spelling that word that way for as long as I can remember, even though I know you're right.
Anyway, I was planning on holding on to this a bit longer, but I've decided not to.
This was all a big joke, people! You do not seriously think that I, of all people, would be interested in a dating service? Let alone one as ridiculous and poorly thought-out as this? For all those of you who thought I was serious, and for those of you who weren't quite sure, the joke's on you. I am laughing heartily at you guys, not in the cruel you're-such-a-moron way, but more in a you're-on-candid-camera way. Have a good laugh at yourselves and move on. This has been the most hilarious thread I've read in ages. To think you actually believed me!
*ahem*
