No, I said you looked gay. There's a difference
Oh yeah?!?! Well you look...
... absolutely stunning.
But sorry, you're just not my type. I need a man that will crumble in the breeze like a wetted card-house set in a windtunnel... Say Garris! Hi! How ya doin'?
Okay, sooner or later someone is going to take me seriously and I'm gonna get kicked off the forum for "excessive giddy creepiness," so the joking stops now!