You guys are mean... I still think my drunk self was right, though.
But that's only 'cause I think goths/emos are sexy. 
Raa, if don't mind me asking, what were you drinking? 
Uh, well, I was hyped up on a lot of sugary tea and... sugar... Dunno what else I drank.

Maybe that root beer I drank afterwards was actually beer. I can explain that.
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Why is everything that has
Irish in it alcoholic?