For those of you who don't understand, let me explain...
Soccer is a sport for those people who don't realize that better sports have come into existence, or just can't handle the concepts of the other sports. That's why it's the most popular sport in the world... People don't get that better sports have been made.
I say this as someone who grew up in a country where the only thing anyone ever wanted to play was soccer. All the time, every chance they got, soccer, soccer, soccer. So I'm not an ignorant bystander.