Guess that settles me on a no. >.<
AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU INSULT MY LABRADOR MAXIMUS THERE WILL BE NO END TO THE SAVAGE WRATH THAT SHALL DESCEND UPON YOU. THE FIRES OF HELL WILL WARM YOUR BREAKFAST AND THE COLD OF DEEP SPACE WILL BE YOUR ONLY COMPANION. YOU WILL BE WELCOMED TO THE TROLLOCAUST. THE PAINSTAKING GENOCIDE OF YOUR FRAGILE SELF ESTEEM WILL BE MY SWAN SONG.
phew.