* oobilytoob takes a BIG breath
4 years ago, i had pains in my abdomen, vomitting and nausia for days on end. I ended up in hospital and after about a week of scans and tests i was MISdiagnosed with stomache migranes, pretty much a more sophisticated word for random gut pains.
3 years later [As in last year] I found myself getting serious stomache pains again, randomly out of no where, i used to get them intermittently for short bursts and thought nothing of it. Yet now it lasted longer and was more severe. short version until i got to hospital; 5 weeks of agonising pain, seeing as pain killers do nearly nothing for me [when in hopsital i was on 80mls of morphine, 8mls of pethadine[stronger than morphine, apparently strongest tere is], oxycodone [panadol on steriods] and tramadol, all at the same time, and i was still consious of my pain] and in this time all i had was regular pain tablets. It took the 5 weeks of running between 3 incompetent GP's all giving me wrong diagnoses, from.. being full of crap [what he said XD], to having irritable bowel Syndrome. Eventually one [my current GP] organised a ultrasound, and they saw an abnormality in my bowels, and then i was sent to hospital to find out if it was what they thought. [3 days before my birthday, i ate dry crackers while the rest of my family ate my favorite type of mud cake in front of me

] to summarise my whole hospital experience, i ended up spending near on 9 weeks in the hospital, I was diagnosed with Crohns disease[ The end of my small bowel was inflamed and nothing could pass through]I had a crap load of tests [CAT scans, MRI, Colonoscopy, endoscopy, blood tests, pretty much every investaggatory test there is] and put of every medication for it, steriods, left for 5 days and came back with a perriferated bowel, eventually they put me into surgery, i had a bowel ressection and 50cm of the end of my small and 10 cm of the start of my large intestines was removed and then for 3 months i had a illiostomy bag.. fun [these are the reasons for the scars if any of you have seen them] after that i went back to hospital for about another two weeks and then until the wound was healed i had appointments filling it with gausse. But, now i am better and have been for over six months, doing better than most after this type of thing and actually fitter and stronger then what i was before it all happened. learning to walk again and muscle deprivation is a tough cookie

. One thing i learnt, The staff over here, especially the nurses are awsome, caring, kind, talketive and.. most are hot too ^^.
So yeah, it irritates me when there are medical ads on TV with people saying," i spent 4 days in hopsital"
But at least i got a couple cool scars out of it and im all good now.
[ Edited for language. --Karyuu ]