Ultimate conclusion Pirate vs Ninja

[WiseKran]

http://www.thebrewerpatriot.com/?p=158

there you will find the facts.

I vote pirate.  arr

[Annah]

Now I know how you act when a girl is near. And now I know why your previous thread "She said no" exists. And now, I'll sure reply to your private message, you're officially my apprentice. And of course, now I think I should make more apprentices and learn them "the ways of playin' with girls". And now and now and now mrr...

[WiseKran]

You confuse me.

But its good to know you got my PM, i had a strange error message when i sent it, I didn't think it reached you.


please quote my private message when you respond, It was a long one, and it was a few days go. Id like to reread it before I read your response

[Annah]

You confuse me.

That was the main idea of those "and now". Anyway, let's just say "pirate vs ninja" is not such a hot topic to talk about.

As for your message, yeah, I'll respond tomorrow I'm a little busy at the moment. I got it twice by the way. Strange...

[WiseKran]

Pirate vs ninja isnt something I would ever bring up in real life.

Things like these are saved for forums and the internet mostly.



I await your response

[Parallo]

Thats quite obvious I would have thought. Pirates. Duh! 

[Srenkarth]

I realize now that this is supposed to be the fictional pirates and ninja, which are much more interesting than the historical ones. However, they still should have done at least a little research. Case in point: One ninja. Two ninja. Same for shuriken. I have no idea how they could have made that mistake.

And ninja have a lot more going for them than they put down. Such as having ridiculously high blood pressure (and thus the ability to both use that as an offensive weapon and look really awesome when they get injured) and hair that sticks way out and comes (naturally, it seems) in a variety of colors. So they have a lot more advantages in the visual department. They also mentioned only a few of the awesome tools ninja have at their disposal. They had a ton even and real life, and even more if you count all of the things associated with ninja now that they never actually used.
Plus, their equipment, skills, and such have really cool names like shinobigatana and shuriken...

[Monketh]

Ninjas are highly efficient killing machines.  Pirates are drunkards on a boat.
Ninja > Pirates

[steuben]

ninjas, puff of smoke.
pirates, big bang, fire, and puff of smoke
pirates > ninjas

[Parallo]

Pirates are drunkards on a boat.

My point exactly!
Pirate > Ninja

[Srenkarth]

Heehee. Yeah, I was going to make that same point. What are ninjas? Hired killers that show no mercy and work silently withouit ever being seen. Pirates are loud, obnoxious, and nearly always drunk (that's no stereotype, i's true!)

[Karyuu]

At a uni I was applying to, a group of ninjas hid beneath the removeable tiles of a commons room and jumped out one afternoon to throw rubber stars at unsuspecting, incredibly surprised students. Some time later they stole a keg of apple cider from the Pirates, and nobody knows who they were to this day.

Sneaky bastards

[Nurahk]

I agree, Pirates are much more awesome.


Monkey Ninja's win though...don't mess with monkeys.

[Parallo]

Well monkys are great but if Pirate > Ninja and Monkey Ninja > Pirate
then Pirate Monkey > Ninja Monkey.

Don't try to deny it! 

[Srenkarth]

That requires pirates>ninja. Which simply isn't true. Ninja are awesome, deadly, have had years of training in the use of many weapons and tools, as well as skill in several unique forms of communication; secret codes and the like. Pirates are... drunk idiots that know nothing about anything.
I should explain now why pirates were always drunk. See, the only beverage that didn't spoil on ships was alchoholic stuff, which was, naturally, already spoiled.
Ninja were probably never drunk, as their jobs required constant mental focus.