Ultimate conclusion Pirate vs Ninja

[seperot]

*Seperot flips out and kills everyone in the room in an awsome fasion which leaves everyone in awe.... but dead...*

I love all things pirate ninja warsish

[Kezzik]

Yar!

[Einnol]

* Einnol grins and joins the insanity.

Pirates are loud, obnoxious, and nearly always drunk

So, pirates are like 'dwarves on a ship' (which would have been a better concept for a movie than 'Snakes on a Plane' ).

Furthermore, pirate vs. ninja = cannon vs. shuriken.

Pirates ftw! 

[Siteri Kidachi]

Another category that should have been included was: Anime.

One Piece (the pirate anime) vs. Naruto (the ninja anime), which is better?

...Of course, neither of those are very good representations of their groups... Luffy doesn't do much pirating, and ninjas do NOT wear bright orange.

[dying_inside]

I object.
There are several mistakes in that.
The most obviouse bing that He claimned to have seen a ninja walking on two toothpicks. This is not a Ninja as the nija would not have been seen.
And Ninja's are japanese and so can never say things in a bad chinese accent.

[ylikone]

Ninja are trained in Ninjutsu, which is an ancient art of espionage and assassination.  The pirates would be silently killed before they even realized there are Ninjas in the area.  Ha.  Ninjas > Pirates.

[Parallo]

Just admit it... Pirates are better! I mean did you see that picture!! Big coat! That alone should be enough to rest my case on!

[Robinmagus]

Llamas own. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php 

[Nurahk]

You scare me.

And it's an odd thing with monkeys, Parallo.

You see, I decide every fact about them >:|

and just one Pirate Monkey would disturb the balance of the universe by adding way too much awesome.

And yes, there is said balance, for instance, cheese weighs out Death and Decay whereas my awesomeness weighs out everything else that is bad in the world

[neko kyouran]

Watch Japanese educational programing.  It's good for you:  ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitagora_Suicchi )

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8450981798589780651&hl=en

Look at them ninjai dance.