Guide to Planeshift Forums Part 2
This is the second part. Judging that you have already been a newbie, it\'s time for you to form a more complex personality. Let us see the first batch of interesting personalities you can have here.
Link
If you decide to be a link, beware: You will be banned. Only the original Link have the ability to remain on the forums by some mistake of the administrators. By being a Link it means you will molest, harass, piss off, insult and break the heart of every single newbie in the Forums. Every single newbie post and tchara, there you will be, answering furiously with anger. Also, you do not care if they are administrators, devs or what - they are all jackasses.
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General Discussion: I really think you are in need of a grammar school, jackass.
Wish List: STOP ASKING PK. THERE WILL BE NO PK IN THIS GAME YOU IDIOT.
Newbie Help: Everyone have already said that before, so why the hell are you there saying it again, dumbass?
BigFoot
By being like Bigfoot it means you will have the power to properly criticize every single post that you dlslikes/likes. Every single discussion and you will be there, posting enormous bibles that only Kada-El will have the power to kick-back. Your word is final. And if someone says something after your final word, politely you will make your new word be the final. Your arguments must be the best, good enough to make even the Links fear your word power (which also goes against all grammar rules). Not exactly necessary, but to be a full BigFoot, you must have also been a part of the team or draw extremely good in Photoshop.
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General Discussion: Id write a deffinition for his benefit if in fact he was unware of what that entales however there isnt much point since there are amazon tribes deep in teh jungles of south america that could write entire novels on teh meaning of \"tech demo\"... so by that standing ill take it hes just being a jerk, not ignorant.
General Discussion: very good all the same. Far superiour compared to most of the poop that gets posted under titles such as \"My first attempt at 3d, let me join the devs\" posts.
Newbie Help: Im getting the nagging suspicion that these people or person is trolling the boards in a number of disguises. 3-5 posts like this in the last week and a bit, when before there where none...
Elentor - Forum Mode
By being like Elentor in the forums means not only you have already been a Beta newbie but that you will eventually read everything, but seldomly post. When posting in a serious discussion, one of your main objectives will be to be as serious and polite as Bigfoot with Link\'s grammar power. When coupling with someone in the roleplaying forum, then, you will soon turn into a 6 years old zombie, writting some of the most absurd things ever. Due to the Beta Newbie restriction of running away from the forum/being part of the team, chances are that the Elentors are WTB members of Planeshift.
PS: Beware, as you mighty get a strange fetish for pies... and furries. Boonet said.
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General Discussion: Sorry Kada-El, but I think BigFoot is right. He just said the absolutely truth.
Roleplaying Forum: Berrhold. Thre tirme hassr come!! We here, frrom the DIMENSION OF FAILURE have decided to strike!
Know I\'ve captured GRONOMIST, one of the SERVANTS OF THE EVIL.
Boonet email: This I hope is the final version of the chest. All the normals have been fixed.
Vengeance
Since the first moment you decide to be a Vengeance-like lingo, it means you will be completely forget the forum member in you and open doors to what you really are: A Forum Admnistrator and a Planeshift Dev. Your falcon-like eyes will search in every topic for an insult, a harassment or something that breaks the forum rules, hungry to close topics. All your posts will be absolutely serious. Law and order must be your favorite site. Burn the infidels!
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General Discussion: Mod: Post deleted for excessive stupidity.
Last edited by Vengeance on 06.02.2003, 05:20.
The Hydlaa Plaza: Let\'s cool it on the personal stuff and just debate the issues please.
General Discussion: *Topic Closed*. Next.
Next Part: The Ladies!
