No offense, but your sense of humour reminds me of my own.

That being said, I feel like the title, "LameShift: Cyanide Blue" does not NEARLY live up to my standards, and am often even tempted to take my own life out of disgust with myself, but I always come to my senses just before I run out of air and remember that I didn't come up with it.

How about "LameShift: Crystal Meth" or "PlainShift: Country Backroad", a delightful "Little House on a Prarie" themed comic which stresses good family values and foot-stompin', old fashioned fun for everyone.